Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 19, 2014

Rodney’s a poor excuse for a real man.

Watch out, Rodney. The frog is tougher than he looks. He’ll probably slap you around and Gwen will have to save you.

As Michigan J. Frog sang in the 1955 Warner Brothers “One Froggy Evening” cartoon:

Hello my baby,Hello my honey,Hello my ragtime gal!Send me a kiss by wire,Baby, my heart’s on fire!If you refuse me,Honey, you’ll lose me,Then you’ll be left alone.Oh, baby, telephone,And tell me I’m your own!

sizzle; as they fry in the pan

Couldn’t agree more.

I believe he was saying the opposite: “Any man who thinks that drinking alcohol makes you a ‘real man’ is a poor excuse for a real man.”

It’s not a ‘Runkle’?

try a pink squirrel. what could be more manly?

I’m probably rather late to notice this sort of thing, but Rodney appears to be carrying a quiver with no arrows, no bow, no sword, and no other visible weapons. He is, however, wearing his full short sleeved suit of armor.

Well, he could put other stuff in that quiver, and I guess it’s more manly than a fanny pack.

Real men don’t drink booze!

I love the look in the frog’s eyes in the last panel…

@exoticdoc2—-I think that “virgin” in the name of his drink means it has no alcohol (booze) in it.

Manly men… Didn’t they sail on the Ship, HMS Raging Queen?

Sure looks like he’s saying “real men” drink… Stupid, of course. All men are real men. All women are real women. what makes a person attractive and likable is the same for both. Being caring, responsible, helpful people.