Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for July 05, 2014

Waiting to cash in that big life insurance policy you took out on him, Janis?

After looking for it, she’ll find it in a box eventually…And next weekend, you will have a yard sale….

Won’t be too long before he’s looking for another baby-era thing, except he’ll call it Depends.

Drop Luddy on his stomach, you’ll be able to tell if he’s OK right away…

…as long as you remember where it is…..

My wife has done this to me, especially in the first weeks after my near-fatal PE.

I can always tell by the chest moving up and down.

Ignoring the “anything for a gag” rule, why would you save a baby monitor? Like all things electronic, it has a limited shelf life whether it’s used or not, and there will be far superior baby monitors available by the time your kids are ready to have kids.

Arlo, that’s what you get for lolling around!

Janis was concerned. Very touching. Oh and the grandparents should always have a spare monitor in case the grandkids showup. Many uses for it. Arlo should have been touched and could have led to discussion about planning for other scenarios in life.

Every now and then some kid will come up on some old scraggly fellow sleeping in a park and ask“Are you dead?”.They usually reply“Not yet. Check back later.”