Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 14, 2014

Oh I can already taste the train wreck here.

The Truman Show is coming to Milford, Jarrod will be relegated to doing Subwich commercials.

“True was All-State in the Cal Penal league while doing a 2-yr bit for meth possession. His hairdo and smile got him elected Homecoming Queen on D Block.” This one from yesterday — pure gold. Worth repeating.

OK – Truman it is. This story will crash and burn, but it might be fun watching it happen!

Can you say Friday Night Lights?

I can see Art and Wildcat becoming fast friends since they think and look alike. Is Angie Sancez available? New Football season, new boyfriend.

TD pass from QB Hale to newly-positioned WR Standish by, say, game 3.

Gil’s response: Excellent. In Milford football season runs from mid-October through February. I look forward to seeing Truman at try-outs in late September.

In all reality, can t wait to see Jarrods reaction to the news that Truman The Buck Stops Here Standish is trasferring to Milford. I can hear the Milford team and fans chanting Truman Truman just like in Rudy.

What? This is a shocking surprise that nobody saw coming.So he’s deciding which school to transfer to by scouting their 7-on-7 teams. Which in this case is made up of only half Milford kids. And who knows if it’s each school’s best players or not. And not every school participates.

Meanwhile, why is that woman in P3 walking into the glass wall of the bus stop? Is she blind? Is she drunk? Is she blind drunk? Is her tragic story more interesting than the one about Truman?

Art is now the vice president in charge of advertising for Douche Bags ’R Us.

After looking at that coffee cup in P2, I wouldn’t be surprised to see Gil get a new cup with two “G’s” on it.

In all reality, tomorrow Gil shows some stones by saying You know Art, the best head coaching job in high school football is head coach at the orphange because you don t have to deal with a**hole parents like you !

…can we at least jump to Milford CC for a quick look at one-armed Steve’s prep for the club championship? Since he’s been playing a full year, he’s ready…Jon Jawor has been holding double sessions.

Luhm, that window at the Cantina needs your magic touch.

Hale says: Old QBs never die, thy just sit on the bench, waiting for the new kid to get injured so they can win the big game and finish second

Truman “The Truth” Standish … looks like we got us a good ol’ quarterback controversy!

Late to the party here, but in the 1960s there was a candidate for Congress in St. Louis named True Davis. My father used to call him False Sivad.

Gil gets to tackle a common problem in today’s HS athletics.

Won’t True have to attend school in the district where the Standishes settle down? They need to tell us what town Dad Standish will be working in. Would anyone commute from Milford to Goshen, for example?

In p. 1 True seems embarrassed by his dad. We may have some good old fashioned teenage rebellion in the near future.

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