Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 26, 2014

True spots Wendy Wylie and remembers her as the girl in the dance video that swept the nation.

There’s Subwich, the Bucket, Ricozzi’s, and Schultz’s Polynesian Garden. Try to top THAT Central City!

Eh, now I’m having trouble remembering the name of the gal who Dr. Pearl wanted to suspend for photos of her in a bikini made from cardboard bottle holders …

Did Gil pull over so he could talk to Turd?

Wow, look at that. Milford has a lamppost, True’s a lock to stay now. And is that one of those “Open” stores I’ve heard so much about?

It is a city of giants, where even high school girls can reach up and touch street signs. Yet they still stink at basketball.

Either the wind never stops blowing in this strip, or Tru(e) has cornered the market on styling gel for his A Flock of Seagulls hairdo.

Are you going to convince me that Gil just happened upon Tru(e)? I think Gil is following him.

That could be some illegal contact between Gil and True. I can only assume Gil will be self reporting this recruiting incident to the High School Athletic Association.

Mopman you need a vacation. You’ve done so many of these, you actually called the in town meeting. What’s next?

Summertime and Truman is WEARING a jacket? Gotta protect that flamethrower. As Tru ambles thru the streets of Milford, will he come to that park and overhead bridge where pushers were dealing drugs a few years ago?

P2: Did True just admit to a crime or was it the cartoonists freudian slip

Oh look Gil. Is that an Aussie tattoo parlor. I’m gonna get me a big M tattoo on my cannon arm.

Coach I’ll come and play for Milford if you teach me how to “plank the old salmon”.

Downtown is loaded with themed shops in MUT’s world.

Wow! I don’t see how I’m going to be able to stand it to have to wait until Monday to get back to this riveting story line………..

In all reality, Im looking for the red light district .