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I live in my own reality show, why would I want to watch inbreeds, idiots and attention seeking nutters live theirs. Gone are the days when television companies made interesting, although expensive, quality programs. Now we have dirt cheap programming that only serves dumb the nation down.
When many of us were growing up, there were 3 channels. At that time Newton Minnow uttered the famous epithet calling TV a âvast wasteland.â Now thereâs too many channels to count and content is needed all the time, vast amounts of content good, (mostly) bad, indifferent. Just lots of shows to proved filler between commercials and so the cable and satellite companies can sell packages to give the illusion that there are a lot of choices, in what by the new definition should be called âa much, much vaster wasteland.â It doesnât much affect me because I donât watch any of it, preferring to read, play music, and do other things to fill my free time. So no real reason to complain, right? Just say no, turn off the TV and go for a walk or a bike ride or pick up a book, or write one. There is the worry that it might be rotting peopleâs minds though, turning them into staring zombies whoâve lost the ability to think rationally or critically. A nation of Alfred E. Neuman types. âWhat, me worry?â But religion does that most effectively and with half of our population believing that the earth was created 6000 years ago and that the garden of eden myth and all the other made up bible fantasies are real, TV canât really do too much more damage, can it?
Springsteen said it best, âFifty-seven channels, and nothingâs on.âLetâs not leave out the fact that some refer to television as the âboob tube.â This was long before the Kardashianâs appeared, so thereâs that.
When I first heard people talking about the Kardashians, I just assumed they were talking about Star Trek, for years (Hey Iâm out of touch, sue meâŠ..BTW, Iâm going to start saying that a lot now..)âŠâŠ.Then I found out I was wrongâŠ..At least I think I didâŠThey do seem pretty alien to meâŠ..Anyway, I heard one of them was engaged to one of those nice Borg boysâŠ
Hey, how about a reality show about people watching nothing but reality shows? We could get the inside dope on how to bash the dolts on screen and then bash the dolts who were bashing the dolts. please send $10 million check ASAP
Which is why you make anonymous comments, protected by your demon avatar. Hey, no complaint, I donât even bother with an avatar. Gee, no wonder loners canât get respect, we never organize. :-)
There are a lot of shows that are called ârealityâ shows that arenât about the various coupling and uncoupling of couples.-To me, two of the most interesting shows on cable are âDeadliest Catchâ on Discovery Channel, and âAmerican Pickersâ on History Channel. Deadliest Catch, especially, is not always pre-scripted, because you canât arrange for the winter weather in Alaska to be calmâŠ
I used to be interested in more series TVâŠ.but then in 2009 everything changedâŠ.people who did series TV became afraid of their own shadowsâŠ.ârealityâ became popularâŠ..WHOâs reality, I have not bothered to figure outâŠso I have settled for one late night program and one program on BBC America, which starts itâs newest season August 23rd.
Bob is in a bar. With everyone else trying for success as a reality star. ⊠If he doesnât want to pay for his drinkâŠâŠ âŠ. ⊠why not raise his glass high and ask who will beg his favour âŠ. and thus curry favour with the TV audience and win Nielsen points. (and all that other stuff)
wrwallaceii over 10 years ago
maybe he should start his own showâŠâThe Unreality ShowâstaringâŠ***BOB***
Varnes over 10 years ago
Actually, Bobâs wrongâŠItâs really just a Morning Joe Pub-Restaurant broadcastâŠMika?
Superfrog over 10 years ago
Bob must be the designated audience.
phm92190 over 10 years ago
lucky him!
DamnHappyChappy over 10 years ago
I live in my own reality show, why would I want to watch inbreeds, idiots and attention seeking nutters live theirs. Gone are the days when television companies made interesting, although expensive, quality programs. Now we have dirt cheap programming that only serves dumb the nation down.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
Reality shows suckâŠand very bad at it!
jmarkoff2 over 10 years ago
Iâd like to be a reality show. Iâm vain enough to think someone wants to watch my life all the time.
jackianne1020 over 10 years ago
But wouldnât he be on the othersâ reality shows by being in the background and being a customer? Heâs just not the star of his own show.
vwdualnomand over 10 years ago
bobâŠjust leave. go somewhere reality shows donât exist. maybe syria, iraq, gaza, north korea, sierra leone, eastern ukraine?
nosirrom over 10 years ago
The sad truth is that there is no reality in Reality Shows. Itâs all staged either with the participants knowledge and/or with creative editing.
uniquename over 10 years ago
Well SOMEBODY has to watch them all. I wonder if reality shows ever film the reality stars watching other reality shows? NM, I donât really care.
StCleve72 over 10 years ago
When many of us were growing up, there were 3 channels. At that time Newton Minnow uttered the famous epithet calling TV a âvast wasteland.â Now thereâs too many channels to count and content is needed all the time, vast amounts of content good, (mostly) bad, indifferent. Just lots of shows to proved filler between commercials and so the cable and satellite companies can sell packages to give the illusion that there are a lot of choices, in what by the new definition should be called âa much, much vaster wasteland.â It doesnât much affect me because I donât watch any of it, preferring to read, play music, and do other things to fill my free time. So no real reason to complain, right? Just say no, turn off the TV and go for a walk or a bike ride or pick up a book, or write one. There is the worry that it might be rotting peopleâs minds though, turning them into staring zombies whoâve lost the ability to think rationally or critically. A nation of Alfred E. Neuman types. âWhat, me worry?â But religion does that most effectively and with half of our population believing that the earth was created 6000 years ago and that the garden of eden myth and all the other made up bible fantasies are real, TV canât really do too much more damage, can it?
FlatheadFord over 10 years ago
Nobody acts the same when they see the red recording light on the camera. The change can be good or bad, but there is always a change.
dabugger over 10 years ago
So he is for real. Not playing fantasy but being himself.
sarah413 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Springsteen said it best, âFifty-seven channels, and nothingâs on.âLetâs not leave out the fact that some refer to television as the âboob tube.â This was long before the Kardashianâs appeared, so thereâs that.
katzenbooks45 over 10 years ago
âNo one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.â H. L. Menken
Varnes over 10 years ago
When I first heard people talking about the Kardashians, I just assumed they were talking about Star Trek, for years (Hey Iâm out of touch, sue meâŠ..BTW, Iâm going to start saying that a lot now..)âŠâŠ.Then I found out I was wrongâŠ..At least I think I didâŠThey do seem pretty alien to meâŠ..Anyway, I heard one of them was engaged to one of those nice Borg boysâŠ
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
I wonder if anyoneâs done a correlation study between the increase in âreality showsâ and Darwin Awards winners?
luvdafuneez over 10 years ago
Youâre a wallflower.
KEA over 10 years ago
Brown shoe in a Tuxedo world
Fido (aka Felix Rex) over 10 years ago
Hey, how about a reality show about people watching nothing but reality shows? We could get the inside dope on how to bash the dolts on screen and then bash the dolts who were bashing the dolts. please send $10 million check ASAP
dzw3030 over 10 years ago
Which is why you make anonymous comments, protected by your demon avatar. Hey, no complaint, I donât even bother with an avatar. Gee, no wonder loners canât get respect, we never organize. :-)
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
There are a lot of shows that are called ârealityâ shows that arenât about the various coupling and uncoupling of couples.-To me, two of the most interesting shows on cable are âDeadliest Catchâ on Discovery Channel, and âAmerican Pickersâ on History Channel. Deadliest Catch, especially, is not always pre-scripted, because you canât arrange for the winter weather in Alaska to be calmâŠ
Caddy57 over 10 years ago
I used to be interested in more series TVâŠ.but then in 2009 everything changedâŠ.people who did series TV became afraid of their own shadowsâŠ.ârealityâ became popularâŠ..WHOâs reality, I have not bothered to figure outâŠso I have settled for one late night program and one program on BBC America, which starts itâs newest season August 23rd.
Tresix over 10 years ago
Will someone let Bob know that Iâd like to be his friend just to keep from the reality show ghetto?
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
Bob is in a bar. With everyone else trying for success as a reality star. ⊠If he doesnât want to pay for his drinkâŠâŠ âŠ. ⊠why not raise his glass high and ask who will beg his favour âŠ. and thus curry favour with the TV audience and win Nielsen points. (and all that other stuff)