Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 20, 2014
July 19, 2014
July 21, 2014
Transcript:
To: Mom and Dad Subject: Camp in good! Phoebe: Hi, 'rents. Which is short for "parents" and saved typing. Although I guess not if I bother to explain it. Oh, well. Music camp is fun. Sue is still my favorite crazy person. Sue: I think I can get my clarinet to double as a potato cannon! Phoebe: The piano counselor says I suck less than I did last year, or at least that was the subtext. Phoebe: I think marigold is in love. Marigold: We are so different. Ringo: We both enjoy tea. Phoebe: I know your lives are empty without me. Mom: Our daughter underestimates wine and video games. Dad: Don't kids always.
Jmodene1701 over 10 years ago
Love? I thought they were just friends. Oh well, if this doesn’t get Lord Splendid Humility to show himself, nothing will!
Hag5000 over 10 years ago
Wine and video games…a dangerous combination.
nerdhoof over 10 years ago
Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jjiWS__Mp0
bopard over 10 years ago
(kids never underestimate Whine).any camp inside a wi-fi field is just pretending. You have to go without electricity to truly appreciate telling the new girls to plug their curling irons into the current bushes. bwahahahah
tirnaaisling over 10 years ago
Time for a drunk stream of their latest game on Twitch ;-)
kaykeyser over 10 years ago
Just remember Phoebe’s dad, don’t drink and Mario Kart.
Q4horse over 10 years ago
Will this lead to Hippocampi?
WaitingMan over 10 years ago
Wine and video games is not my style. Bourbon and chess? Now you’re talking!
dogday Premium Member over 10 years ago
My fear is that LSH would gracefully retire from the field if he thought he had a rival. It’s one of the problems of dealing with humble people. Not that many of us HAVE that problem these days…! ;-)
Q4horse over 10 years ago
The only video games my parents play are Klondike and Mahjong.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
I guess your parents love wine video games!! Great!
Simon_Jester over 10 years ago
Especially if it’s Night Train and Grand Theft Auto
Weapon Brown over 10 years ago
Nectar of grapes, graphic coding in strings… These are a few of my favorite things!
tired-one over 10 years ago
The way my memory “works.” Sigh or grin, I’m not sure which, but it said that I need to buy some dried blueberries so that I can make Boozeberry Jam. Recipe: Reconstitute dried blueberries in Southern Comfort. Follow blueberry jam recipe.Caveats: I’ve not sure what Southern Comfort is as in which type of tippling fluid, and think that what I’d want is perhaps a bourbon. Or, since I’ve burnt out most of my taste buds eating jalapeno pickles, maybe vodka with a dash of liquid smoke.
josh_bisbee over 10 years ago
Isn’t LSH dating Marigold’s sister?
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 6 months ago
She don’t know her parents very well, does she? :)))))))))))))