One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for March 12, 2022

Good one Joe.

Actually it would depend on how badly he got whacked. My dad managed to hit is leg with a chain saw and he did quite a bit of damage, managed to keep it from everyone for several weeks until it was mostly healed. Got himself read the riot act when he complained to my baby sister about it itching. Those 80-year old kids, not much you can do when they don’t behave.

That was more than one sentence.

Now we know what field Joe may end up going in when he gets older…

That’s two sentences. The instructions said one more sentence.

That was more than one sentence. Way to show initiative, Joe!

This kid has been hanging around Calvin

That’s going to earn you a nice chat with the school psychologist.

He wrote 2 sentences, not one. F!

They only tell you which words to include, not which to leave out.

Yeah, that’s how I would have dealt with that question at that age.

I like Joe’s creativity. He fulfilled the assignment and had fun doing it.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I am a medical coder and specialize in the trauma cases. Those chainsaw accidents are among my least favorite. The surgeons have to fix muscles, nerves, tendons, arteries, ligaments….those are some of the most complicated and time-consuming charts to code. But of course they also bring in lots of money so they’re a good part of my job security!

It’s two sentences, but if he replaces the first period with a comma then it is now one sentence. Fixed!