Pickles by Brian Crane for August 15, 2014

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 10 years ago

    I’m not too sure about the pool table or boat; they’ll never get used EVEN ONCE after they’re bought.

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    mischugenah  about 10 years ago

    Think twice and speak once.

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member about 10 years ago

    So they have a boat? I’ve never seen them

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    Jilly Baker  about 10 years ago

    Pool tables get used! They’re perfect for folding clothes. (until they get too linty)

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    Dani Rice  about 10 years ago

    There’s a big difference between “want” and “need”.

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    Sabrejack Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Why just 50 inches?

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    Number Three  about 10 years ago

    Penny for your thoughts?

    xxx

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  about 10 years ago

    See?Earl CAN learn

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    tiomax  about 10 years ago

    I was thinking of Groucho Marx in Animal Crackers…“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don’t know.”

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  about 10 years ago

    “He doesn’t have an old boat: how can he get a new one?”.If he buys a boat that’s new, he buys a new boat.If he buys a boat that’s old, he buys an old boat.When he buys the old boat, it is his new old boat.QED

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