Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 05, 2014

She forgot to add “No offense.”

Or prefacing it by saying “With all due respect” which in life is usually followed by something seriously disrespectful.

Or, “Bless your heart”.

She did start with "Dear "…

What gets my goat is it’s okay for women to break up with me in handwritten letters, emails, and text, but if I do it, I’m a jerk.

“It’s not you, it’s me.”

Doesn’t matter what face you try to put on it, breakin’ up is hard to do.

Let’s look on the bright side [always, you know]: Pig is finally free from the baneful Pigita! Now he is free, free at least, for an un-died Sweet Fanny!

And, whatever you do, do not break up with someone on a post-it.

I got a package from ‘A’ girlfriend years ago, it contained a broken twig…not even a note.?

Pig’s, not fat

So its the Smiley guy who is breaking up with Pig not Pigita?

better than the break-up fax from Phil Collins

If that’s Pigita, she’s not so thin herself.

I always thought Pig was kind of skinny. Well, for a pig, anyway.

“I don’t mean to be rude, but…”

Makes it sound like she is joking.

Let’s not jump to conclusions. Maybe it is not Pigita. Maybe Pig has already tried another option, but with this unfortunate result.

On the other hand, nah.

@ JusSayin“I don’t mean that in a bad way.”

When ‘forced’ to say grace over a couple hamburgers and coke, it’s time to pull the rip-cord.

How about; “please don’t take this personally, but” ?

Ha! Well, first, you ask her over to your pad, then, you do have to do it just the write way. : )

The iconic it’s not you, it’s me, followed up with, I hope we can still be friends. You’re dumping me like a wheelbarrow full of manure on gramma’s garden & you hope we can still be friends??

Agreed, Pig!

xxx

Gotta go with Paris on this one!

Dear Pig,Don’t be downcast. She refers to you as her boyfriend not her ex-boyfriend. She lists your best attribuutes.She says she wants to break up not she is breaking up.You’re probably doing OK.Watch that smiley guy though. I think he’s trying to move in,YoursNdG

lol NdG

winky face would work ;)

Oh, Pig…

Though he’s right. That smiley face is cute.

How about the ever-popular “We need to talk”?

WHO says it’s pigita