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I hate to bash anybody who can make a living as a cartoonist these days, but the art in this is awful!
Look at that hand āholdingā the gun - the thumb can be seen sticking up, when it should be on the other side of the gun, GRIPPING it. (You know, so the bad guy doesnāt DROP it.)
And the the gun itself is angled toward the reader, but the hand is shown viewed from the side. Itās as if the gun and hand were drawn separately.
And panel 3 - a pair of huge heads and a tiny hand.
Geez, itās as if Dick Locher were the nightmare hybrid of Chester Gould and Picasso!
Thanks, Marg! He lives! Now Pops needs to be nice to Junior. If the kid aināt spent any more than an amp and a bass git-tar, he night be someone to suck up to! (Wish my kid had $2 Mmā¦ā¦. Iād be a little nicer to āim).
āMy Ode to the Red Ryder, God bless his poor soul,
Made it two hours āfore the ink became cold
And the Svede, he came runninā with a pail of white paint
And erased the good word to make it look like he aint.ā
Virgil desired sonny boy to be quiet
He didnāt want him to start a riot
So in an effort to keep him mum
He went and pulled his gun
Shooting him would do the trick
It would be over really quick
No-one would ever hear the shot
Or at least thatās what he thought
The Terror Squad would be no worry
They had already left there in a hurry
But his efforts were thwarted by his tiny thumb
Because he couldnāt use it to bleeep the gun
But in this moment of strife
He should have used a knife
With a swift upward thrust
The kid would be in the dust
All his problems would be over
With sonny in the clover.
Flight Suit, it is an honor to immortalize you
And to leakysqueaky, I thank you kindly.
Nightshade09, Keep an āeyeā on that GUN, particularly the upward ANGLE the way itāll be pointing ātomorrow*ā, when he āpullsā the trigger.(?) Youāll be wondering if heās firing at a police helicopter flying down the street..
Then, the day after, youāll see who really gets āhitā and āwhereā
Stoopid kid wonāt shut up ā¦ I donāt want to attract attention in this crowd ā¦ there are police swarming all over the place ā¦ I know what Iāll do! Iāll shoot him! Then the police wonāt notice meā¦. What could go wrong? If anything does go wrong Iāll just show the judge my hand is too deformed to even hold a gun, let alone shoot itā¦.
VistaBill: āTracy is probably in the intersection directing traffic!ā
I have it on good authority heās in the darkroom with the Terror Squat, developing the film they shot last week. Soon theyāll know who the Mad Bomber isā¦ āWhat theā Macy, turn that light off!ā āOopsā¦ā
Virgil is standing in a crowd pointing a gun, obviously noticed since Tracy could see something from his distant vantage point, and nobody screams or yells. Heās apparently been doing this for awhile since Pops was able to hear Kidās voice, run out of the embassy (past whoever was preventing people from exiting or entering), and out to his son in the crowd. Pops doesnāt notice thereās a huge man pointing a gun standing a few feet away. The only police covering the explosion in the embassy and attempted murder of the ambassador are Tracy and one SWAT guy. I guess weāre suppose to ignore all this and join Locher in his myopic story telling.
I hate to bash anybody who can make a living as a cartoonist these days, but the art in this is awful!
Look at that hand āholdingā the gun - the thumb can be seen sticking up, when it should be on the other side of the gun, GRIPPING it. (You know, so the bad guy doesnāt DROP it.)
I agree, but did you notice that Virgās thumb is so small that he canāt possibly get it around the grip!
Gee 2months since I last read DT and it is the same plot line as before being hit by a car a laid up in hospital!! Imagine my surprise! At this rate it will be September before this plot is resolved!
Vista Bill Raley and Cometā¢ almost 15 years ago
The kidās dead unless dad stops the bullet(s). Tracy is probably in the intersection directing traffic!
leakysqueaky712 almost 15 years ago
Good Grief!!!!
And I thought *MY* luck was bad at the casino.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Oh goody, heās gonna get killed from both sides!
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Big headed Dad oāmine, donāt kill your Sonny boy!
Llewellenbruce almost 15 years ago
Maybe the bullet will go through both of them and put them out of their misery.
Steve Bartholomew almost 15 years ago
Tracy went back inside to flooom the pool again.
Vista Bill Raley and Cometā¢ almost 15 years ago
Llewellenbruce said, āMaybe the bullet will go through both of them and put them out of their misery.ā
And then bounce off the wall and go through Virgil Ohso and hit DT.
Vista Bill Raley and Cometā¢ almost 15 years ago
I like your avatar, margueritem!
FLIGHT SUIT almost 15 years ago
Given that the gun lacks a silencer, wouldnāt shooting the kid kind of defeat the whole purpose, which was to keep quiet and avoid being noticed?
leakysqueaky712 almost 15 years ago
Flight Suit
Your late again. They are going to dock your hefty paycheck!!!
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Thanks, VistaBill. Leaky inspired me!
FLIGHT SUIT almost 15 years ago
A thousand pardons, Leaky! I was busy rushing a moderately sized shipment of Stradivariuses out to sea:
leakysqueaky712 almost 15 years ago
That looks cool Flight Suit
Iām gonna try to learn how to do that.
BB sent me instructions, but you know me, I could wreck a two car funeral.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Morrow check āAnnieā for Weds.
Can't Sleep almost 15 years ago
I hate to bash anybody who can make a living as a cartoonist these days, but the art in this is awful!
Look at that hand āholdingā the gun - the thumb can be seen sticking up, when it should be on the other side of the gun, GRIPPING it. (You know, so the bad guy doesnāt DROP it.)
And the the gun itself is angled toward the reader, but the hand is shown viewed from the side. Itās as if the gun and hand were drawn separately.
And panel 3 - a pair of huge heads and a tiny hand.
Geez, itās as if Dick Locher were the nightmare hybrid of Chester Gould and Picasso!
Maybe I should send the Tribune my art samples!
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
Is DT taking a nap? Iām going to.
Morrow Cummings almost 15 years ago
Thanks, Marg! He lives! Now Pops needs to be nice to Junior. If the kid aināt spent any more than an amp and a bass git-tar, he night be someone to suck up to! (Wish my kid had $2 Mmā¦ā¦. Iād be a little nicer to āim).
āMy Ode to the Red Ryder, God bless his poor soul, Made it two hours āfore the ink became cold And the Svede, he came runninā with a pail of white paint And erased the good word to make it look like he aint.ā
(my apologies to Lord Byron)
riley05 almost 15 years ago
Dad is about to get shot.
LudwigVonDrake almost 15 years ago
Hopefully the bullet will go through both of them and put US out of our misery.
veldy almost 15 years ago
Is the kidās head splitting open?
fishbulb almost 15 years ago
All comments accurate. The strip is more unreadable than ever.
sydney almost 15 years ago
morrow,
Check Dick Locherās āEditorialsā to find Wayne Stayskalās
neonleon59 almost 15 years ago
Virgil wants Junior to be āQuiet Kidā? I thought he was āKid Viciousā?
wndrwrthg almost 15 years ago
Virgil desired sonny boy to be quiet He didnāt want him to start a riot So in an effort to keep him mum He went and pulled his gun Shooting him would do the trick It would be over really quick No-one would ever hear the shot Or at least thatās what he thought The Terror Squad would be no worry They had already left there in a hurry But his efforts were thwarted by his tiny thumb Because he couldnāt use it to bleeep the gun But in this moment of strife He should have used a knife With a swift upward thrust The kid would be in the dust All his problems would be over With sonny in the clover.
Flight Suit, it is an honor to immortalize you And to leakysqueaky, I thank you kindly.
sydney almost 15 years ago
Nightshade09, Keep an āeyeā on that GUN, particularly the upward ANGLE the way itāll be pointing ātomorrow*ā, when he āpullsā the trigger.(?) Youāll be wondering if heās firing at a police helicopter flying down the street..
Then, the day after, youāll see who really gets āhitā and āwhereā
As you say NIGHTMARE Art !
CougarAllen almost 15 years ago
Stoopid kid wonāt shut up ā¦ I donāt want to attract attention in this crowd ā¦ there are police swarming all over the place ā¦ I know what Iāll do! Iāll shoot him! Then the police wonāt notice meā¦. What could go wrong? If anything does go wrong Iāll just show the judge my hand is too deformed to even hold a gun, let alone shoot itā¦.
-Cougar :{)
pianist38 almost 15 years ago
Itās all right; nobody will know who pulled the trigger, because Virgil has his Larry wig on.
dstufff almost 15 years ago
Panel 3 looks like a two-bit cut and paste job.
puddleglum1066 almost 15 years ago
VistaBill: āTracy is probably in the intersection directing traffic!ā
I have it on good authority heās in the darkroom with the Terror Squat, developing the film they shot last week. Soon theyāll know who the Mad Bomber isā¦ āWhat theā Macy, turn that light off!ā āOopsā¦ā
idarke almost 15 years ago
Heads! Hands! Heads! This is what life looks like if youāre nearsighted and canāt afford glasses.
Araldite almost 15 years ago
Virgil is standing in a crowd pointing a gun, obviously noticed since Tracy could see something from his distant vantage point, and nobody screams or yells. Heās apparently been doing this for awhile since Pops was able to hear Kidās voice, run out of the embassy (past whoever was preventing people from exiting or entering), and out to his son in the crowd. Pops doesnāt notice thereās a huge man pointing a gun standing a few feet away. The only police covering the explosion in the embassy and attempted murder of the ambassador are Tracy and one SWAT guy. I guess weāre suppose to ignore all this and join Locher in his myopic story telling.
Vista Bill Raley and Cometā¢ almost 15 years ago
puddleglum1066 said, ā āWhat theā Macy, turn that light off!ā āOopsā¦ā ā
Sounds like something weād see in this strip!
countoftowergrove almost 15 years ago
NightShade09 said, about 10 hours ago
I hate to bash anybody who can make a living as a cartoonist these days, but the art in this is awful!
Look at that hand āholdingā the gun - the thumb can be seen sticking up, when it should be on the other side of the gun, GRIPPING it. (You know, so the bad guy doesnāt DROP it.)
I agree, but did you notice that Virgās thumb is so small that he canāt possibly get it around the grip!
hossblacksilver almost 15 years ago
YOU CANāT KILL MY SON! IāM GOING TO KILL HIM!!!
OldTracy almost 15 years ago
Maybe heāll kill both of them and weāll let him off as a mercy killing.
JPBecker almost 15 years ago
Gee 2months since I last read DT and it is the same plot line as before being hit by a car a laid up in hospital!! Imagine my surprise! At this rate it will be September before this plot is resolved!
leakysqueaky712 almost 15 years ago
Margueritem, see Annie
coratelli almost 15 years ago
The last events are interesting, but the artwork is horrible. The hand in the last panel isā¦ughhh.
countoftowergrove almost 15 years ago
P. D. Q. Bach of comic artwork! Gehe, gehe, gehe auf Kruppel Bach hinauf, gehe!
FLIGHT SUIT almost 15 years ago
Floom is SO last week! Now itās all about the Splonk:
http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2010/03/splonk.html
Vista Bill Raley and Cometā¢ almost 15 years ago
Flight Suit said, āFloom is SO last week! Now itās all about the Splonkā¦ā
Not me! Iām sticking with the āfloooomā (and the Pig on Wheels).
margueritem almost 15 years ago
You rang?
Vista Bill Raley and Cometā¢ almost 15 years ago
margueritem said, āYou rang?ā
I knew you were out there! Oink, oinkā¦ stay away from the embassy for a few months, little guy!