Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 10, 2014

P1 and P3 – Gil starring in Mad magazine’s “Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions”

So if the doctor cleared True to play, why is Gil limiting what he lets him do in practice? Gil knows best?

With many high school football seasons already one third gone this weekend, he will now have to start his two weeks of conditioning before he can see the field. I suspect he will turn out to be a huge dud if he does play,

I can’t wait until Art starts calling in on the Marty Moon show. There could be some fireworks flying this season.

C’mon, when is some actual game action going to occur? Mopped Up Thorp is getting tired of the talking too.

In all reality , Gil says Don t worry Art we ll make sure True is ready to practice and he will come home squeeky clean if you know what I mean .

What on earth is Gil diagramming on that clipboard?

Condesending Gilford. Coach Thor p has endeared himself to me.

P3 why is Kaz’s hand covered in leaches?

Gil is pretty cocky for a guy who hasn’t been to the Valley playdowns in years. I think Wildcat Maris will appear shortly!

MUT today encapsulates the next few weeks in 140 characters or less….kudos to Luhm!

Kaz and Thor P seem to be taking just a little too much joy in messing with a parent of a student.

@tcar-1 Al Jaffee would be proud

Won’t be long until we hear Marty Moon: “And starting at quarterback for the Mudlarks, number SEVEN, Jarrod Hale.”