Groom: "How does someone gain 80 pounds at a wedding banquet"?
another mistake!
Drop her and RUN!!
She starved herself up to the reception.
Hey! Guys get fat too.
What is it with the McCoy’s obsession with large women?
from starving for two weeks before the wedding
She took off her girdle.
Precisely why I didn’t carry my bride across the threshold. Of course, she looked like that before the wedding, too. It’s not like I went in blind. OTOH, I ain’t George Clooney, either.
And what food kills a woman’s desire for sex?Wedding cake.
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puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
another mistake!
e.groves about 10 years ago
Drop her and RUN!!
LingeeWhiz about 10 years ago
She starved herself up to the reception.
morningglory73 Premium Member about 10 years ago
Hey! Guys get fat too.
neverenoughgold about 10 years ago
What is it with the McCoy’s obsession with large women?
rnmontgomery52 about 10 years ago
from starving for two weeks before the wedding
masterchip about 10 years ago
She took off her girdle.
K M about 10 years ago
Precisely why I didn’t carry my bride across the threshold. Of course, she looked like that before the wedding, too. It’s not like I went in blind. OTOH, I ain’t George Clooney, either.
Bargrove about 10 years ago
And what food kills a woman’s desire for sex?Wedding cake.