Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 22, 2010

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    Can't Sleep  over 14 years ago

    And I bet he’s singing, Donna Summer’s “I Will Survive.”

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    WoodEye  over 14 years ago

    Just remember… There’s nothing worse than good karaoke!

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Now that’s what I call a captive audience. I’ll take the rack instead.

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    slug_queen  over 14 years ago

    It’s a Small World after all…

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    gjsjr41  over 14 years ago

    Spook is next.

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    Edcole1961  over 14 years ago

    He’s probably singing the Ian Dury classic, “Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick.”

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    Albany58  over 14 years ago

    I think he’s singing “I did it My Way.”

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    alviebird  over 14 years ago

    It doesn’t have to break down to seem endless.

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    silvrGrl123  over 14 years ago

    Well, I think he’s singing Devo’s “Whip It”.

    “When a good time turns around, You must whip it. You will never live it down Unless you whip it. No one gets away Unless they whip it.”

    Can’t you hear it? ;-p

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    ronaldmundy  over 14 years ago

    a thrashing good time!

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    jsprat  over 14 years ago

    baslimthebegger; me too somewhere in the early 70’s. I remember noticing we were only in about 10” of water and tempted to walk out. Almost lost my marbles in that small small world!

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    One New Years Eve I sat in my hotel overlooking Times Square while an electronics store played “The Little Drummer Boy” for three days. I understand how Panama City surrendered to US rock& roll.

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    DolphinGirl78  over 14 years ago

    Another reason to stay away from Kareoke bars… LOL! Possible torture while listening to bad singers…

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    vexatron1984  over 14 years ago

    I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves everybody’s nerves I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes….

    (suitable pause)

    I know a song that gets on….

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    Potrzebie  over 14 years ago

    You know, change that guy with a female in leather, and, those guys will actually be paying for the torture!

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    ChazNCenTex  over 14 years ago

    Personally, I think he’s singing “I get no kick from champagne, mere alcohol doesn’t thrill me at all. But I get a kick out of you!”

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    cdward  over 14 years ago

    ^Personally, I’d really start worrying if he was singing, “I dont’ know much, but I know I love you…”

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    Justice22  over 14 years ago

    Cheney is putting a little on around the middle.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    “That’s Marquis de SHAR-DAY! ”

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    steverinoCT  over 14 years ago

    “He Hit Me (And It Felt Like a Kiss)”

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    Digital Frog  over 14 years ago

    How about some Iron Maiden?

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    TexTech  over 14 years ago

    All of you commenters are sick, sick, sick. And I’m loving it. Some of the best really bad puns and such I’ve seen in a while. I think you may actually be giving Wiley a run for his money. ;-}

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    RadioTom  over 14 years ago

    Well, I think he’s doing a Michael Jackson - “Beat It!”

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    Vixenort  over 14 years ago

    “It’s a song that doesn’t end, It goes on and on my friend, Some people started singing it not knowing what it was And now we wont stop singing it and sing it just because, It’s a song that doesn’t end….”

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    mirthiful  over 14 years ago

    I agree… some great puns today! I personally think he’s singing Barney songs… that’s my version of torturous hell.

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    cleokaya  over 14 years ago

    For my first song I begin with “Lollipop, Lollipop”.

    My second song will be “Sugar, Sugar”.

    To end the evening I shall close with the always popular “Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I’ve got Love In My Tummy.

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    DolphinGirl78  over 14 years ago

    Vixenort: You took the words right out of my mouth!

    There’s also this one:

    “I am slowly going crazy, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, SWITCH! Crazy going slowly am I, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, SWITCH! I am slowly… ”

    :D

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    ellisaana Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Wasn’t Karaoke, but spent a long weekend in the 70’s snowed in at a 2room hunting cabin with abt 6 other people.

    We had a wood stove, pump water in the sink, an outhouse, a deck of cards, an antique casette player without auto reverse and 1 Grateful Dead casette.

    Before that weekend, they were my favorite.

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    Wildmustang1262  over 14 years ago

    NightShade09 said, about 11 hours ago

    And I bet he’s singing, Donna Summer’s “I Will Survive.”

    That song “I Will Survive” sung by Gloria Gaynor and Diana Ross, not Donna Summer.

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    parethed  over 14 years ago

    Nothing can ruin your favorite song to the point that you never want to hear it again (ever) like a three drunk trio trying to sing it for you on a Karaoke stage…

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    durtclaw  over 14 years ago

    Moon River Wider Than argh

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    Ushindi  over 14 years ago

    Well, Radish, if I broke your heart last night, it’s because I love you most of all. (I still have that by the Mills Bros., and I still have cleo’s “Lollipop” 45 RPM by the Chordettes.)

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    1148559  over 14 years ago

    @ baslim & jsprat,

    My very first job was in a daycare center. They played that song until the very thought of it makes me nauseated.

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    lazygrazer  over 14 years ago

    I’m hearing ‘Unchained Melody’….

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    Ed in Toledo Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Let’s get excited, And we just can’t hide it, I’m about to lose control and I think I like it.

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    Cmlbx  over 14 years ago

    Sonny and Cher, The beat goes on…

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    Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago

    You never close your eyes anymore When I kiss your lips There’s no tenderness like before In your fingertips You’re trying hard not to show it But baby, baby I know it

    You’ve lost that lovin’ feelin’ Whoa, that lovin’ feelin’ You’ve lost that lovin’ feelin’ Now it’s gone, gone, gone whoa

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    cateymoore Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Ugh, my worst karaoke memory was lodging in the room over the pub in Britain when the local Karaoke Club took the stage. I thought I was going to die. There wasn’t a one of them that could carry a tune in a basket and for some reason they were amped louder than the professional musicians chose to play. The worst one of the lot was deemed “so talented” by his peers. I never did figure out what the “talent” was.

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    madKanga  over 14 years ago

    I am sure there is a special place reserved in hell for karaoke singers - maybe they are forced to listen to endless Tom Jones tracks.

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    Can't Sleep  over 14 years ago

    Thanks, Wildmustang1262 -

    Now I know I should have blamed, I mean credited, Gloria Gaynor for that disco nightmare.

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    alviebird  over 14 years ago

    99 bottles of beer on the wall….

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