Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for September 24, 2014

Teehee! Impeccable timing! (Shhh….We have it down to a science ;)

Answer is No. Truth is he is at the store.

In store for what? Exciting evening with Janis? Favorite show on television? Kids pending visit where they explain why she wants to go to Paris and that he is only along for the ride?

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Happens to me almost every time. Sometimes when I’m checking out.

This is hilarious I nearly wet my pants laughing.

Being retired and she still works, I enjoy our Costco dates after she is finished with her job. They go pretty much just like that.

Texting to the store also on Zits.

I call him while we are at Home Depot just to locate him so that I don’t spend 20 minutes checking each aisle. Sometimes I wish they sold hubby-harnesses.

Thank goodness cell phones hadn’t come into vogue when I was married!!!

My wife does that to me more times than I can remember. The answer is always is “Sure! What do you need?”

That’s why I don’t carry one.

Don’t really get this one. I do all the shopping and no one ever contacts me while I’m at the store.

“Sorry, just left, ice cream melting, see you soon, all my love”

Correct response is Yes!

Always!

Husband and I are together almost 24/365 so I lose him in stores for my sanity. When he is ready to go he texts me and I text back where to meet. I can’t figure on texting him if I am ready to go as he does not always have his cell on.