Heart of the City by Steenz for October 25, 2014
October 24, 2014
October 26, 2014
Transcript:
I never stole nothing in my whole life...but I was so desperate to make Lori happy, I stuffed the Halloween costume in my old army jacket.... well, the folks in the store must've been watching me, cause as soon as I walked out the door, the cops were after me! As I ran from the cops, I ditched the costume in an alley. Then, just as I was about to get away--- Man: Freeze, slimeball!
paha_siga about 10 years ago
Hm… what a model parent – telling his child (and now other children) that if you want something “desperately” it is OK to steal.And we are not talking about a piece of bread for a starving kid or that medicine that would save her life – no, we are talking about a COSTUME for a party.Slimeball.
blunebottle about 10 years ago
Story’s not over.
LtPowers about 10 years ago
He would have been better off opening it and stuffing the costume itself in his jacket. But then it wouldn’t be in mint condition and saleable.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 10 years ago
Uh oh.
VICTOR PROULX about 10 years ago
Makes for a long weekend of suspense.
Ermine Notyours about 10 years ago
I like the logic of stealing a costume so that people can give free candy to his daughter.
Big Tex about 10 years ago
I know this is old, but I have to ask if the cops were really going to shoot him on suspicion of shoplifting? Not that it couldn’t happen…
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
A cop pointing a gun at an unarmed guy. No comment.