Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 04, 2014

“Feast” is so not the right word.

Can you eat Graboids?

In a Precambrian diet, you eat like the Ediacara biota did. Lie perfectly still in nutrient-rich seawater and absorb all your nutrition through your skin.

This reminds me of a line from the “Big Bang Theory” theme: “The autotrophs began to drool.” (That doesn’t make a bit of sense to me scientifically, but it’s still catchy.)

Soylent Green is supposed to be made of microbes and algae. See if Costco has it.Oh wait, it’s actually microbes and Algy. Never mind.

Isn’t that just being a vegetarian?

Sounds like the food in my refrigerator.

Donuts made of microbes and algae. Mmmmm

Cliff doesn’t look like he’s been eating microbes and algae. But maybe he has a corner on the microbe and algae market and plans to get rich and eat steak.

No, Brewster, Microbes and Algae are not brand names of Cheesy Puffs…

Cliff does have the mentality of an amoeba, particularly one of the brain eating variety.

And it’s all you can eat! . . . ☻

It all sounds like a culinary race to the bottom.

Once again, the comments are as funny as, if not funnier than, the cartoon.

hmmm, microbes and algae … sounds like BEER!