Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 21, 2014
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The Adventures of Bob Thrilling! Action-Packed! Lunch-Oriented! Today's the day. It's too late to back out. It's happening. All the preparation...it boils down to one moment. HOT! Bob: Large New England clam chowder. Chef: Right. Which one looks nicer? The one on the right. Act natural. Friendly and deferential, but decisive. Here it comes. Woman: Six forty eight. You want multigrain or sourdough bread? Bob: Um, can I have both? For a split second, time stands still. Woman: Okay. You want a receipt? PLOP PLOP Through planning and cunning strategy, it is done. Everything changes today. END
rhbrandon2 about 10 years ago
Nearly too adventurous for me; the clam chowder is the brave choice. Glad he survived; not sure I would.
- Another Bob
Donaldo Premium Member about 10 years ago
generally speaking there are too few lunch oriented comics out there
Thomas Scott Roberts creator about 10 years ago
Looks related to Hank Hill.
greenearthman about 10 years ago
Is Bob just wearng socks in the title panel? Is he jumping on his bed? Regardless, we do need more lunch oriented humor!
Packratjohn Premium Member about 10 years ago
I’m sorry, Mr. Bolling, but I just cannot handle this level of tension so early in the day. Lucky Ducky is stressful enough for me. This edge-of-the-seat drama will have to wait until I’ve a stiff drink, say 10 a.m. or so.
steverinoCT about 10 years ago
I have complained before about how Louis made me uncomfortable, recalling my own school days. This is arguably worse: making me recall yesterday.
pumaman about 10 years ago
His next adventure will be going to the hardware store and asking for extra free paint stirrers!
Spooky D Cat about 10 years ago
Ah, life’s little triumphs. We’ll sleep well tonight.
buzzkillington about 10 years ago
Looks like Bob is into manscaping!
David Rickard Premium Member about 10 years ago
Ten comments in and no-one’s done a Soup Nazi riff? I’m disappointed in y’all
Peam Premium Member about 10 years ago
Gosh, this makes Jim’s Journal look exciting! Where are my beta-blockers?
ickymungmung about 10 years ago
Hold.the.bag.from.the.bottom!