Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 24, 2014
December 23, 2014
December 25, 2014
Transcript:
Elf 1: Greetings! We're Santa's Little Elves! Can we come inside and give you this year's gifts?
Pig: Santa's Elves? Of course!
Head: WHAM WHAM WHAM
Pig: I guess someone wasn't very good this year.
I can’t explain it, but I have always gotten a kick out of the clenched teeth angry faces that Pastis draws onto his characters. Also the cartoonish both-feet-off-the-ground pose as they administer beatings with a baseball bat. IDK, maybe it’s just my fondness for the classics.
Rod Gonzalez almost 10 years ago
Yes!
Rat deserved THAT and More!
hariseldon59 almost 10 years ago
THIS year?
cdgar almost 10 years ago
Rat gets his lumps.
Sherlock Watson almost 10 years ago
The theme from “Batman” is now playing in my head.
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Ida No almost 10 years ago
Santa: “I’ll see your Tonya Harding, and raise you a Tony Soprano.”
AlnicoV almost 10 years ago
Wait until you see what they left in his stocking.
electricshadow Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Yeah, if they traded lumps of coal for lumps on Rat’s head, you can only guess what they put in the stocking.
naturally_easy almost 10 years ago
I asked santa to clear our house of it’s rat infestation. Well done, santa!
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 10 years ago
I mean Santa makes the list, he checks it twice, determines who’s naughty and who’s nice, then what’s he supposed to do? Not send out the Hit-Elfs?
Plumbob Wilson almost 10 years ago
When elves are outlawed, only outlaws will have elves.
grassler almost 10 years ago
Still looks like your not getting a CBS Christmas special
Emmett Wayne almost 10 years ago
Santa claimed ‘elf defense’!
e.groves almost 10 years ago
I think the North Koreans might be attacking my computer. All the strips are loading slow, and PBS didn’t load at all. But the comments did.
felinefan55 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Am I the only one who thinks Santa’s elves look like leprechauns?
ziggman14304 almost 10 years ago
“Did we say Elves? We meant Enforcers.”
garcoa almost 10 years ago
Kids, that is how it really works if you are on Santa’s naughty list.
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
YAY! Rat gets what he deserves from the elf squad! It’s the Chicago way….
drbeth almost 10 years ago
Don’t ask “WHYYYYYY”…Nancy sent us.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Yes, we noticed. Most of us understand MK’s humor.
dmattoon Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Crocs? Pleeeze? Even once in awhile? Pleeeeze?
damifid0 almost 10 years ago
Good morning PBS commenters. Good on you Elves. Pay back,came for Rat. :) Peace.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I can’t explain it, but I have always gotten a kick out of the clenched teeth angry faces that Pastis draws onto his characters. Also the cartoonish both-feet-off-the-ground pose as they administer beatings with a baseball bat. IDK, maybe it’s just my fondness for the classics.
Number Three almost 10 years ago
Best Christmas Present ever!
xxx
Kymberleigh almost 10 years ago
Karma’s a bitch, huh, Rat?
Mike Parsons Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Rat, meet Santa’s bat.
Stream of conscience almost 10 years ago
Ahhh! That felt good.
sdjamieson Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I love it when something like this happens to Rat. Like Christmas, if it happened too often, it wouldn’t be special.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 10 years ago
No, you’re thinking of “faggots”.
barister almost 10 years ago
Give it a rest already. It is starting to resemble bullying. They very thing “others” are accused of.
knight1192a over 9 years ago
Pete must have showered this year.
Goat the goat about 4 years ago
If the elves and crocodiles mingled…..