Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 25, 2014
December 24, 2014
December 26, 2014
Transcript:
Rat: What are you doing, Pig?
Pig: Watching Santa's reindeer. They're doing their business all over our front lawn.
Santa: AND I'M NOT EVEN GONNA USE THE POOPER SCOOPER!!!
Rat: Santa can be so vindictive.
Merry Christmas to all of you! I have so enjoyed most of your comments . . . the wit, the puns, the knowledge, and your great sense of humor. Have a blessed New Year filled with joy, laughter, love, peace, and good health!
Rat may have thought when he did the Tanya Harding style attack on Santa’s knees that he had won. Let this be a lesson to all the BAD little boys and girls out there who might be tempted to do likewise. Merry Christmas one and all.
Rat’s War on Christmas is not going as he intended. After one sneak attack victory, he has lost now two straight major battles, with his head broken in the one and his lawn manured in the other.WAY TO GO, SANTA! Teach that little fink a lesson he’s had coming for a long time! Three strikes and you’re out, Rat!Merry Christmas.
My only problem is – while we all seem to agree that Rat had it coming, it looks like it’s Pig’s problem, as well. I am under the impression that Pig was “nice” this year; only Rat was “naughty.”.So, what gives, Santa?
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Sherlock Watson about 10 years ago
The critters were nestled all snug in their beds,While visions of reindeer turds danced in their heads.:Happy Holidays!
mabrndt Premium Member about 10 years ago
Since I enjoy creating these eCard links,
Merry ChristmasPICTO about 10 years ago
“Santa can be so vindictive.”What did you expect? The man keeps lists.
lynnskay about 10 years ago
Merry Christmas everyone.
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 10 years ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Merry Christmas Pearl Before Swine fans! be safe, and God bless
cdgar about 10 years ago
Ho, Ho, Ho. Wishing everyone a very happy Christmas. I’ll be with my love this weekend and we’ll have a late holiday.
juicebruce about 10 years ago
Merry Christmas to All ! ………………..Was nice to see the elf play “Whack A Rat”……….Wonder who put the wrap on Rat’s head?
AlnicoV about 10 years ago
With the sort of year Rat’s had he’s lucky the house is not on fire.
Linda1259 about 10 years ago
Merry Christmas to all of you! I have so enjoyed most of your comments . . . the wit, the puns, the knowledge, and your great sense of humor. Have a blessed New Year filled with joy, laughter, love, peace, and good health!
chris_o42 about 10 years ago
Merry Christmas to everyone! Rat is learning the hard way—do not irritate Santa!
Sandfan about 10 years ago
Rat is probably thinking the same as me: chicken fried venison with cream gravy, mashed potatoes, and pinto beans.
Charlie Fogwhistle about 10 years ago
Rat may have thought when he did the Tanya Harding style attack on Santa’s knees that he had won. Let this be a lesson to all the BAD little boys and girls out there who might be tempted to do likewise. Merry Christmas one and all.
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
Hire some Dung Beetles, they love the stuff!
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
Rat’s War on Christmas is not going as he intended. After one sneak attack victory, he has lost now two straight major battles, with his head broken in the one and his lawn manured in the other.WAY TO GO, SANTA! Teach that little fink a lesson he’s had coming for a long time! Three strikes and you’re out, Rat!Merry Christmas.
AliCom about 10 years ago
I’ve had venison. It’s good.
Cajtri87 about 10 years ago
Poor Rat, looks like he brought an knife to this gun fight with Santa.
Cheapskate0 about 10 years ago
My only problem is – while we all seem to agree that Rat had it coming, it looks like it’s Pig’s problem, as well. I am under the impression that Pig was “nice” this year; only Rat was “naughty.”.So, what gives, Santa?
Squoop about 10 years ago
No carbon limits for YOUR coal Rat!
damifid0 about 10 years ago
Super fertilizer. Thank you msrs.reindeer. Peace.
mabrndt Premium Member about 10 years ago
If the eCard link was hidden by my use of color in my first comment,
Merry Christmasis what you click to see it. If you want to send it to someone, but with a different signature, signature change instructions are posted here.Number Three about 10 years ago
Well, It’s only fair. We don’t expect dogs to use a pooper scooper do we?
Rat would.
xxx
Number Three about 10 years ago
MERRY XMAS, EVERYONE!
woodyweaver about 10 years ago
Nice tie in to todays XKCD. http://www.xkcd.com/
sperry532 about 10 years ago
Rat does seem to have that effect on people. Even Santa.
Marathon Zack about 10 years ago
Merry Christmas! The Savior was born!
Nobody_Important about 10 years ago
You deserve that Rat!!Merry Christmas everyone!
Helaman Nephi about 10 years ago
Nice
susan.e.a.c about 10 years ago
Merry Christmas and Bless you all.
claire de la lune. about 10 years ago
What a festive Christmas strip.
barister about 10 years ago
HO HO HO!!!