Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 29, 2014

At least it’s not from the inside!

“Look here Gold E. Phish… they’re cats. All cats are guilty of something… just pick one.”

Since your eyes are on the sides of your head, just cover up one eye at a time and look.

Actually, I had a friend who was crazy about fish. His basement was full of aquariums. I could walk past them and look into the aquarium and the fish just ignored me completely… However when my friend would stop and look in the fish either all clustered at the glass watching him or they headed for the surface expecting to be fed… So, now that I recalled how my friend’s fish acted, I don’t think the cats all look alike to the fish after all.

Just look at the grin.

The one on the far right is smiling. I suspect it’s not a real cat.

Racist !!!!

Racist? No Clasist!! (or Super-Classist???)

Captain Eddie’s cat Paulie isn’t there.

2nd cat from the left. he’s sleeping which means he just ate.

Who herded the line-up?

The bow uses horsehair, the strings are cat gut

ask them to stick out their tonques!

I read an article about an African American guy who just loved Chinese things, art, architecture, everything….His picture on the cover made him appear to be the average American black guy….But at some point he got genetically tested, and was found to be over 90% Chinese ancestry….He just got a “black” gene, evidently…..And then when I looked back at his picture, he didn’t look like a “Black Guy” at all….He looked 100% Chinese, with dark skin…..Pretty weird….

And from the cat’s perspective — Sushi

“Cats do not look anymore alike than dogs or people.”

You know that’s the crux of the gag, don’t you? A hint towards that is how all the cats depicted in the cartoon ALL LOOK DIFFERENT.

some ‘point of view’……

Cat gut your tongue?

racial profiling the police only arrested cats

The fish only ACCUSED a cat!

Fish can see color. Interesting thing about cichlids in IIRC Lake Victoria: farming or something turned the once clear water murky, and seems as if they use their bright colors to select mates because those colors started fading.

the guy with the clipboard seems to be missing his legs…..

All I saw was claws, covered in fur – reaching down and….and….I blacked out.

I believe you’re thinking of violin strings. They were once made from catgut.Violin bows are strung with horse hair.But the comment was funny anyway.

Awesome.

QuietDragon, it was quite a surprise..Perception can be so superficial….I didn’t see him as the obviously Chinese guy that he was, just because he was chocolate colored…..Live and learn…Ya got to know your limitations….It was kinda like “Is it a vase or two faces?” “Old Lady or pretty girl?”…..I thought I was better than that….

All orange, tiger striped tabbies do.

LOL!!!!