Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 23, 2015

Somewhere right now, argythree is screaming:PLEASE, STOP! FOR GOD’S SAKES, STOP!

Nope. Nope nope nope.

The way Michael’s going, it won’t take that long. It doesn’t take an hour to chug a 26.

Holy Moly. I’m starting to think JJ got the short straw.

She needs to learn to compromise. She can’t always be the party of No.

Well, thanks for the spoiler. I haven’t seen it yet!

Smooth, Mike, real smooth.

Maybe I am just too darn old, but, WHY does he feel the need to get drunk before a concert?

“Opposite of Cool Dumbass”?

A couple days ago I was yelling for him to take off, but now I’m convinced J.J. was the one wronged in this relationship. Run as fast as you can girl.

“Dressed to Kill”; who didn’t see that ending coming?(BTW, that was a body double for Angie Dickinson at the beginnining.)

Ok the other strips in this arc were funny, but why in the world would he include a movie he knew was to long to see the end of.

I can see that these ‘classic’ strips were from the days before multi-tasking. Otherwise, OCD Mike would realize that he can watch a movie (or listen to a concert) and get drunk at the same time. Assuming, of course, that he has to be drunk to listen to music…

And this is a person I would run from….very fast. Why doesn’t she at this point? Hasn’t she learned enough?

If I were J.J., this would be my first AND last date with Michael Doonesbury!!!

It looks like Mike made her who she is, and deserved the consequences.

I wonder if this movie was Brian DePalma’s Dressed to Kill. And I wonder if I’ve just spoiled it for everyone who hasn’t seen it.

FIRED!!