B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 16, 2015

The last time I had a hangover was my well-remembered precedent! That was forty years ago!

What’s the best way to prevent hangovers? Never drink!

True….and if you’re going to drink all day you’ve got to start early, preferably midnight!

In the immortal words of Jimmy Buffet, “It’s 5 o’clock somewhere!”

The best way to prevent hangovers is not to drink in the first place.

I never knew my best friend drank… until I saw him sober once.

Two people wanted the e-book on gluten. Are you still interested? I need an e-mail address to send the info.

As Dean Martin was reported to say, “I feel sorry for those who do not drink! When they get up in the morning, that’s as good as they are going to feel all day!”

I’ve been lucky to have had only a handful of hangovers in my entire life. Not being a heavy drinker helps. But you know you’ve had a rough night when it hurts to listen to the cat pounding its feet on the plush carpet downstairs.

Some of these responses are an indication that most of you are binge-drinking alcoholics!

Hey Josh I resemble that remark ! Hiccup ! ;-]

Popeye cartoon: Popeye is in bed with a terrible hangover….his cat is padding through the house…Popeye yells “Quit that stomping”!!!

His hangover isn’t .00000001% as bad as any of my migraines.

A doctor noticed several of his patients had stopped drinking — or drinking to excess, I forget..He asked them why. They explained that they were remembering what they did when drunk even when they finally sobered up. They didn’t want to act like fools..They determined the medicine was having the effect described.I don’t remember what it was. You can probably google it..Interesting that seeing others act like fools when drunk didn’t get them to consider how they, themselves, looked when likewise.

I remember Nixon — it didn’t help!

Drunk in bar sees lady entering:“You’re ugly!”“You’re drunk!”“Yeah, but in the morning I’ll be sober!!”

what’s a hangover? :P

Best way to avoid a hangover – drink several tall glasses of water before going to bed. A hangover is the result of dehydration.