Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 26, 2015
Transcript:
Calvin: "Look at my new invention, dad! I unraveled a hanger and poked it out the back of my pants to make a tailhook!" Calvin: "Now, with a rope stretched across the doorway, I can blast into a room at top speed, and the hook will grab the rope and stop me before I crash out the window on the opposite wall!" Calvin: "Well?? Don't just sit there, man! Get out some patent applications!" Calvin: "I wonder how many fortunes he's let slip through his fingers"
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
Dad, you could at least humor him a little.
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
Bill Watterson’s father was a patent attorney.
rshive almost 10 years ago
Inquiring minds wonder about the practical use of your invention, Calvin.
geekboy_x almost 10 years ago
There have been strips in the past that refer to Dad’s vocation, and he is indeed a patent attorney. Remember the story of “The Hydraulic Pump & The Wheel Shaft Flange”?
http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2010/01/16
arye uygur almost 10 years ago
Hi Xu.How does Calvin get away with addressing his dad as “man.”?
rentier almost 10 years ago
Hobbes tail is more beautiful!!
alviebird almost 10 years ago
Is there a tailhook scandal in Calvin’s future?
Reppr Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I wonder how many hangers Calvin has let rip through his britches.
Loijen almost 10 years ago
Hmmm … Calvin has a tail … very appropriate!
flagmichael almost 10 years ago
Y’know, Calvin, even the pros sometimes miss all the wires….
jim_pem almost 10 years ago
That was my thought along with a slingshot to the moon in yesterday’s strip.
Hobbes Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Calvin needs to be careful. He could get hung up.
dsom8 almost 10 years ago
This is how bungee-jumping got started.
Hobbes Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Navy jets use a contraption similar to Calvin’s when they land on ships. It is known as an airplane hanger.
Hobbes Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Don’t have any extra comics to share today on the theme of people with coat hangers attached to their rear ends.
Aaron Saltzer almost 10 years ago
I’d say it looks more like a tail. Lol
Marty241 almost 10 years ago
I wonder if Dad will ever regret all the times he had the chance to play with his son and read a book instead.
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
Well, Calvin’s dad is an attorney and not an inventor! This might explain why he is not very creative….Wait, did I just say attorneys are not creative?
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
In response to Hobbe’s comment, I don’t think we should get too “hung up” over today’s strip…
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Of course, any fortune made would be gobbled up by the cost of new pants…
Number Three almost 10 years ago
Don’t worry, Calvin. I’m sure you’ll be off the ‘hook’ soon.
xxx
weatherford.joe Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I always liked when they made little nods to Dad’s occupation as a patent attorney. Even Mom has her own hobbies (gardening and reading mostly).
InuYugiHakusho almost 10 years ago
Not the first time Calvin attempted to invent something.
Hobbes Premium Member almost 10 years ago
@Wiseguy411:Hagar?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Give the kid a patent app and tell him to fill it out. Make this a “teachable moment.” If he ever does complete it, tell him you’ll submit it, then a year later tell him it was denied. Piece of cake.
Susie Derkins :D almost 10 years ago
I’m back! And I have a new account because I closed my other account on accident! Anyways, Tom and Jerry I see?
Linda1259 almost 10 years ago
Calvin will rethink his ‘tail hook’ when he sits down. Then he will get it in the end. ; – D
James Lindley Premium Member almost 10 years ago
The Navy already has them. Theirs are just bigger for stopping airplanes.