Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 23, 2015

I’ll bet it pierces the eardrums.

Which explains why Prince Valiant sold it to you.

I don’t think I’ve ever hear Justin Bieber sing. Am I really missing anything or should I pull up YouTube?

NOOOOooooooooo

Which explains why someone stuck it in a stone.

Send the sword to a smith so it can be pounded down into horseshoes. It’s no more use as a sword now than a toothpick is…

I’ll bet that sword is heavily discounted.

One of these days, I’m gonna look up this “Beeber” guy and find out what all the hype is about!.One of these days, but not anytime soon…

If I had to listen to JB I’d probably throw myself ON the sword.

Why did you had to post that? That is, without a doubt, one of the worse abominations ever in the history of mankind!

Please…put that sword back in the stone….

somebody tell that sword we have a smelting facility out back if he don’t shut up … and a powerful need for plowshares …

Arggh!!

Sorry…