Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 01, 2015

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    Dtroutma  over 9 years ago

    The SEC was after him and he bugged out?

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Now I have the bor..URK!

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    BillWa  over 9 years ago

    Liberalism, gets you every time.

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    Randy B Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Pensions are becoming rarer. Social Security and 401k savings (hah!) are all most people have.

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    unnormal  over 9 years ago

    But . . . why would the guy with the pointy tail be pleased? Isn’t the businessman his protege’?

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    Argythree  over 9 years ago

    Nah. Wiley’s a pretty good guy. For a vegan with a B-12 shortage…

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    Why aren’t we talking about Wiley’s brilliant combination of bug zappers and toilets to describe his version of justice…Carl Hiaasen would be proud of this one……

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    Ida No  over 9 years ago

    Ok, I said that the end of twitter, or 1 million free airline points would be acceptable signs that there is a god. But, a bug zapper above a toilet for the one percenters works, too.

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    rongillmore  over 9 years ago

    Imagine the richest one million Americans not caring about you…

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    TMO1 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I would bet that most businessmen of this sort don’t really believe in an afterlife, or if they do, they buy into the idea that all they have to do is say they’re sorry and believe in Jesus and they get into heaven regardless of anything they’ve done. It is obvious that they don’t believe that it is “more difficult for a rich man to get into heaven then for a camel to go through the eye of a needle.”

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    Plumbob Wilson  over 9 years ago

    There was an early “Pearls Before Swine” with a similar theme.

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    ladykat  over 9 years ago

    I like it.

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    Arianne  over 9 years ago

    Don’t you just love that “Wait… Is that…?” panel !? Of course, it’s all good!

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    Vonne Anton  over 9 years ago

    So, if I really like this idea, does that mean I’m on the bad guy’s side? He seems to like it, too.

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    Widmerpool  over 9 years ago

    Not really on topic but…if there are retirees, who are the retirers? Who actually does the retiring? I was thinking this the other day on the bus, where there’s a sign about “standees” and I was thinking “that must be uncomfortable”.

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    starcandles Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Would love to see every Liberal politician that signed that POS “healthcare” bill that I am forced by the feds to purchase going to that light.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 9 years ago

    I chuckle at this strip, but I shouldn’t, remembering what to Redd Foxx a long time ago.

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    puddlesplatt  over 9 years ago

    and now dump on him…ha ha ha ha ha !

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    m98115  over 9 years ago

    This is wonderful wishful thinking, no more than that.

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    ekw555  over 9 years ago

    I wonder if there is a special place in heck reserved for people who are this jealous of those that do better than them.

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    palos  over 9 years ago

    The person who added the coloring to today’s edition should have known that the bordeaux and chicken leg should be light in color. Most people don’t have red wine with white meat.

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    bryce.gear  over 9 years ago

    I would have to think, that is a wonderful outcome for our entire Congess. Including the White House.

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    pdeason2  over 9 years ago

    How do you know? Have you died and came back to life.

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    bassetburgersrule  over 9 years ago

    Perfect ending!!!

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    Can't Sleep  over 9 years ago

    I’m an Atheist but I certainly wish a fate like that on the thieves of wall street. Too bad there is no hell for themto be sent to suffer infinite torture forever.-———Have faith.

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    dabugger  over 9 years ago

    Appreciating your greed and traveling light; how uncanny.

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    goweeder  over 9 years ago

    “Wiley is a Bad Man”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~with a great sense of justice!

    …..jUSTICE!

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    Pointspread  over 9 years ago

    Someone still has a pension? Can’t be the USA…

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    Mary Sullivan Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Brilliant. And if only it would happen sooner.

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    goweeder  over 9 years ago
    @Clark Kent

    Clark Kent said:“I’m an Atheist but I certainly wish a fate like that on the thieves of wall street."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Clark Kent, I am totally with you.I sometimes lament that the only thing bad about being an Atheist is that it’s pointless to damn your enemies to hell.Oh, well. you gotta take the bad with the good.

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    cactusjack99 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Now flush it, and finish the job.

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    handimike  over 9 years ago

    reTIREment is going to Goodyear and buying 4 new ones. As for the guy with the pointy outfit he knows his days are numbered, he just as intent on taking as many with him as possible as he end is in sight.

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    tired-one  over 9 years ago

    vis conceptually similar:“The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train”

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    Yontrop  over 9 years ago

    That was pretty harsh…

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    KEA  over 9 years ago

    If only

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    Mike Parsons Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Fittingly wicked imagination, Mr. Wiley… The toilet bowl ending is brilliant!

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I’m back. It took a while to get that piece of chicken out of my throat. (hehe)This is simply a comic about what we’d like to see happen to the greedy and it is funny.Of course greed exists at all levels and it is simply most evident with the rich. Mankind is easily evil enough without needing the existence of a “Devil”. All human caused disasters were simply the result of humans. Bad humans getting their way and good humans doing nothing to stop them until it’s too late. Natural disasters are the result of living on a living planet.The atheist comment about if there is a God, why would God let such evil abound? My response is "When are WE going to grow up? Instead if simply being “Children of God”, how about being “Adult Children of God” and start thinking for ourselves? Surprisingly, humanists seem to do this best. If you have to check your brains at the door when you enter a house of worship, why enter at all?The Bible has a lot of truths in it, just not very many facts. It’s not supposed to because it’s about people and relationships, not science. A lot of “religious” scholars seem to trip up on this bit of information, mostly those who have power and control issues themselves.I have never seen a Bible with the periodic table printed on its pages.

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    neeeurothrush  over 9 years ago

    i intend to go to the light when i die – i already told my daughter – a can of gasoline and a match

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    westny77  over 9 years ago

    Excellent. This is a low life scum who belongs in the toilet.

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    pouncingtiger  over 9 years ago

    Justice is a bitch

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    Polish Prince  over 9 years ago

    Love, LOVE, LUV this strip as I love all of Wileys’ scripts! He could NOT be more right about the COCK Brothers and a.k.a. the Twins of Evil and ALLLLL those who have the similar power & money as him.

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    Dr_Zinj  over 9 years ago

    You know, someone once said that if there wasn’t a God, we’d have to invent him. I suppose that the same could be said about the Devil.

    On the other hand, I find C.S. Lewis’ arguments for the existence of God to be very convincing.

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    bsox  over 9 years ago

    How hateful of a person do you have to be to wish hell on anyone?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago

    “The Big 5 Health Insurance companies were aided by the PPACA.”-Well I would certainly hope so. Their lobbyists spent enough of their time and money writing the language for inclusion.

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