Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 18, 2015

Looks like someone else likes this ‘sport’ as much as I do…

And thus, the evolution of modern man.

Looks like “frustration and swearing” “evolved” before humans…. That’s food for thought…

Take a place that is cold, wet, foggy, or cloudy most every day, in so many words generally miserable, and you will have the people who have a temperament to play golf.

Your problem is that you should only use a wood for tee shots.

Huh, I thought he was going to complain about how his little ball kept falling in that little hole….

…and then there’s the late great Robin William’s version on the origins of Golf! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcnFbCCgTo4

A million years of evolution and the only change is that golfers don’t dress as well.

proud to carry on the age old tradition….@#$## $$#&^^& #$%%# ###&**&..and that is on a good day..

Wife: “Did you come up with a name for that?”Husband: “How does ‘playing with my balls’ grab you?”

Why is it called golf? All the other four letter words were taken!

Everyone knows golf was invented by Bilbo Baggins’ uncle Bandobras Took…

Doctor observes patient is tense, uptight. His advice consists of one question:Do you play golf?No: startYes: stop

steverino, must be early…it took me a minute….

This is what happens when you abandon your hunter/gatherer duties, you get to eat (whatever that is on the end of the stick).

Single handed golf and he makes it in one? Either ‘dumb luck’ or ?

Behold the evolution of Comic Strips.—With nine panels, any other cartoonist would have made this a Sunday strip. But Wiley is taking advantage of the fact a lot (if not most) people read comics online. So he doesn’t have to worry how small a panel will reproduce on a newspaper page, and can put three times as many panels as usually seen in a daily strip.(Insert applause here.)

I can totally relate to this. I took golf lessons at 15 and what little game I has was ruined because I started thinking about what I was doing instead of just doing it. Haven’t played a hole in nearly 40 years because I can find lots of other ways to raise my blood pressure without having to pay green fees.

Notice that golf backwards spells “flog”

My late uncle was a decent amateur tennis player and had no use for golf. One of his business partners kept nagging him about joining in with the others, so he finally went. He played a perfect game, several ‘holes in one’ (hole in ones? whatever.)-After the game, he told the guys, “Okay, that’s it. I never need to play again. I won.”-And they never invited him again…

Watch Robin Williams on golf. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=pcnFbCCgTo4

Must be from Scotland.

What is golf spelled backwards …

Chasing a little white ball…..