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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 14, 2015
Transcript:
Calvin: "Remember when I was first born? I couldn't even turn myself over! My eyes wouldn't focus! I couldn't do anything!" Calvin: "Think of all the work it took to develop the motor skills necessary to hold a crayon, to place the tip of it on a page, and to move it in predetermined, coordinated motions!" Calvin: "This picture is the result of six years' unrelenting toil! A lifetime of effort went into this!" Dad: "I'm still not paying you $500 for it" Calvin: "It will appreciate! It's an investment!"
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
Calvin, call Christieâs. They can sell it for you.
Hobbes Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Calvinâs dad doesnât seem to appreciate how Calvinâs art will appreciate. Admittedly, the details are a bit sketchy.
rentier almost 10 years ago
Itâs a beautiful drawing, I like this drawing from Calvin, a nice turtle!
ShortStraw almost 10 years ago
Say Banksy did it then it would sell for $$$$$.
thirdguy almost 10 years ago
I thought it was a fat giraffe on his way to Weight Watchers.
Linux0s almost 10 years ago
Start with $5 for an A on your report card Calvin.
GROG Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Itâs not even worthy of going on the fridge door, Calvin.
Say What? Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I thought it was a crab.
Heck, itâs abstract enough, Calvin could be the next Wassily Kandinsky.
rshive almost 10 years ago
Not only will it not appreciate ; but people will not grow to appreciate it.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 10 years ago
A lifetime of effort? Looks like about 15 minutes to me. Plus, I think LX013 is as close to an accurate assessment of its content as we have, though I will note that it appears to have only one eye and not much of a head beyond that.
Dour Scotsman almost 10 years ago
So how much do you think a museum would pay for a kids drawing by Da Vinci or Rembrandt no matter how good or bad it was?
ladamson1918 almost 10 years ago
Reminds me of some art majors Iâve known.
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
I would purchase a piece of original artwork by Calvin. I know my wife has a few pieces designed by him!.Oh wait, thatâs Calvin KlineâŠ
thewizofaz almost 10 years ago
Remember, dad, itâs an original. Unlike the prints of todayâs strip that Watterson gets $39.95 for each. But then look at all the time and talent it took him to draw all those little circles on the chair fabric. And he stayed within the lines, too.
Carl R almost 10 years ago
Itâs one of the space landers from âWar of the Worldsâ.
Marty241 almost 10 years ago
Buy it, Dad . . . in time it will be worth more to you.
rentier almost 10 years ago
Calvin is not able to do it better, certainly he tried it hard!! I would reward the good will and give him a bit!!
rickray777 almost 10 years ago
I, personally, would give him a small bag of gold coins â CHOCOLATE coins in gold-tone aluminum foil, of course!
Puddleglum2 almost 10 years ago
@Hobbes,Dad wonât âshell outâ until Calvin is more definitive. What is it? Itâs the âmannaâ in which Calvin evolves his âsketchyâ drawing into something recognizable for what it is that will cause the value of the drawing to âsaurâ and Dad will make âa grandâ response. Then Calvin wonât be âsoreâ about it and decide to ditch the drawing.
Number Three almost 10 years ago
I always drew houses when I was little.I learned how to use Microsoft Paint at an early age and I drew a lot of pictures of my toy mouse on there.xxx
hmvanyel almost 10 years ago
âIt is obviously a bunny rabbit.â
Susie Derkins :D almost 10 years ago
Imagine you wished it was real.
InuYugiHakusho almost 10 years ago
Calvin needs to work on his sales pitch.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Quick uptake on Brontosaurus! The paleo-folk were twittering the news just a few days ago!
noni675 almost 10 years ago
I just wonder what would have happened if April Ludgate and Calvin ever got marriedâŠ
jmainardi almost 10 years ago
Heâs right, that would have appreciated.