Endtown by Aaron Neathery for March 13, 2015

Monsters for real.

Well.. The masses sure look entertained!(shouting like Russel Crowe) “Are you not entertained!”If the lizards wanted to see a fight, perhaps they should have scheduled a Hockey game.(rimshot)Thank you folks I’ll be here all week, try the veal…Is this all a plot by the bad Dittoes to distract the enemy?It certainly looks that way.No matter what happens I don’t think Wally will ever trust a Dittoe ever again.

Physical contact. Solid mass. Real sound.This isn’t Aaron Marx in elevator shoes with the elevator in the bargain basement floor. It isn’t Jim, and it isn’t any variant of the dittos that we’re familiar with.Logic says it has to be a mass hallucination. Either that, or Sarah’s going in drag again.

It can’t be Mr. Ditto because he knows Holly is alive. Some other set of dittoes?

I hope Holly and them hurry up before Wally kills himself..Jim going all whatever.Eggs scrambled.Fire sale in the laundry.Etc…etc….Aaron Neathery. I am entertained.

This seems new. Sometimes Our Two Wallys are in sync, some times they aren’t. The Komodos seem to think this is like a clown show. Maybe it is. Remember we have until the end of the month to “Name This Corner of Dystopia” and win valuable prizes. And the voting links for TopWebComics are in my profile, just click on my username. Thanks, JusSayin

Mystery upon mystery upon mystery.

“I will not fear. Fear is the little death…” Oops, wrong fantasy. ;)

Came for Thunderdome match, got comedy show instead. B+. Best post-apocalyptic comedy sketch disguised as UFC brawl.

Seems like Wally understands that this alternate self is a ditto construct. Otherwise, why would he say, “you let them”? Who else would have had the power to prevent it, except possibly Aaron Marx, disguised by his own ditto cadre? That would explain their ability to speak, when heretofore they haven’t had that ability. And Aaron’s time traveling capability would give him the script.

Catfight fairer than Lizard pounding. Here we go… Frick & Frack those cross paw comics!

Well, let’s see who’s laughing at who when this is all over.

so many loose ends to tie up and now another one….how do you keep track??I can hardly keep track…… I do not like the lizards. I have decided.I still think the dittoes will play the largest role here……

Wow, you know its bad when Phil isn’t the worst person there. The guy wants to beat Wally to death and seems perplexed and perhaps some redeeming emotions while the crowd just finds it to be a real knee slapper.

Wally, I understand your reasons for this. But, I have a question for you…If they’re not concerned for Holly’s death (or even Chic, for that matter!), what makes you think they’re going to see the light watching you get pummeled?

Well, the citizens of Reptillinois better laugh it up while they can.Next week, they should be getting the news that their precious colony has been destroyed.

This could be Mallard’s doing, if he’s been watching through the dittos and experimenting with dimensionometers.

Wherever the double is coming from, the interaction is acting like a catharsis for Wally. It’s like gestalt therapy in the flesh, and it’s re-energizing him, prepping him for a breakout once he finds out that Holly is still alive. The reptiles are simply too narcissistic to grasp what’s going on.

And now, a poem.

“There were two cats of Kilkenny.Who thought there was one cat too many.So they fought and they fitAnd they scratched and they bit Until instead of one cat, there weren’t any.”

Wish I could credit the author of that. Anyway back to the show…

Like the old saying… “Leave ’em laughing”.

Talk about Schism……it could be contagious.But I will say this…..Wally for once is right….it is his fault…..in his mind.(Been keeping up, just real busy with weather earlier last week and then applicant processing for the next academy. Some really good stuff this week. I just love Kirbee staring at the door in the laundry and why does she still have Holly’s bloody apron on her shoulder? I still have Helena down as a suspect…..one clue could be what is behind those doors?? If it is clothing Helena is destroying the “costumes” her husband has the colony wearing for his “fantasy medieval times” show so why not burn the place down. Sarah would not do that….inefficient and wasteful.)

And the fire is only getting closer…

Just keep stalling, double Wally. ; )

This is a la Hitchcock. At the height of the suspense, there is uncomfortable laughter. I felt quite disturbed by the final panel, and know what is literally just around the corner.

panem et circenses

Lizards: “HAha there are two of them…wait what?”

The lizards think this is funny, but they are not sure why this is happening.Their laughter will freeze in their throuts when the lizard woman comes in screaming or when they smell smoke.

Jim: “Ok, fine. The two of you fight it out and I’ll face the winner.”

I was wondering (again)…we have here Wally and a duplicate Wally. Suppose the duplicate Wally is still telling the truth…who else could what he’s said apply to?

Where the H is our man Jim? We need him to gut this stinking colony.

So…WHO has schism syndrome here??

Looks like the Dittoes wanted Wally to get the point.He has.Wally has finally seen that his sacrifice would have be pointless. So has set the fire and trashed the nursery?