Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 22, 2015

Kim Jong looks like he’s making giant caramel snakes. My favorite.

Kim il-Junk is curdling our nurdling!

Is he ready to bob for caramel apples? ‘That is how Dorothy’s house fell on the bad witch.’ ‘Witch ever way the wind blows.’

I definitely agree that all comics that are not funny do not meet the definition of comic and should be eliminated. I have begun a partial list of so-called comics that are not funny. There’s Batman, Spider Man, Superman, Dick Tracy, Mandrake, Phantom, Flash Gordon … I was going to include Mary Worth, but that’s actually hilarious.

“It suddenly appeared on my page…it is beyond…clever, cute, funny…it’s pure…comic material…the definition of comic.”Or ought to be, but maybe we should have Sgt. Snorkel beat up Dagwood Bumstead for thirty years to make our point?

Well, I love this comic. I have no idea what is going on, no idea what anyone of you is saying, no idea how i got here, But I find it strangely (something. something. mumble, gurgle, psssssssst)

Keep givin’ ‘em hell, Teresa. F’ ‘em if they can’t take a joke.

Wait, you mean bigmac13 wasn’t praising FA when he said the humor was dark?

If it wasn’t for out of context quoting, there’d hardly be any quoting at all.Of course, I’d only ever say that in another context.

Contextomized bigmac13 makes more sense (the part I can not ken is “it seemed to suddenly appear on my page”; really?). —And is truer (whether by accident or by Teresa’s intent, I cannot, will not, tell). But I am troubled lest he be dazzled by having been raised to Sunday star status….

The original photo is of the great leader touring an industrial grease factory.

If you don’t know how you got here?Wondering mind always remember what they say about building a Big Mac——-“pickle in the middle, pickle in the middle”

You call it a contextomy, we call it a fillet.Once you remove the bones, fish are quite tasty.

without a doubt, this takes the gold star… it seemed to suddenly appear, clever, cute, funny… pure & simply the definition of a comic…

It is a Love Extrusion.

Skull candy.

Troll the respawn, Jeremy.

If I were musically talented, I would have a band called The Love Extrusion. Imagine the horror.

Humor. It is a difficult concept. personally I like dark and stupid humor, but then I like the strip Red Meat too.

PLEASE give me the name of his barber!!! ………….. What? I want hair on top of my head again … that’s all!!!

@BrassOrchidI knew that about the width of pictures yesterday. I’ve got an HTML template for posting pictures here. It was a combination of lazy and vanity. But that first one also kept me from working in the other 5 deadly sins.

@Wilbur GarrodI just provide the place for the fishnet stuff. A place for Frog Applause fans to do their lamest efforts to approximate the lame of the old Frog Blog. I’d post more things there myself, but it’s turned into a place for lots of would be spammers to try to join As I type this, there are ~80 memberships waiting for me to verify their spammy intent and delete them.

Add One Mentos:The public, at first hostile, gradually came to believe that the Impressionists had captured a fresh and original vision, even if the art critics and art establishment disapproved of the new style. …In spite of this, photography actually inspired artists to pursue other means of artistic expression, and rather than compete with photography to emulate reality, artists focused “on the one thing they could inevitably do better than the photograph—by further developing into an art form its very subjectivity in the conception of the image, the very subjectivity that photography eliminated”.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ImpressionismTo One Diet Coca-Cola:Still another definition is “a reproduction of emotions relating to repressed experiences, especially of childhood, and the substitution of another person … for the original object of the repressed impulses.”http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TransferenceStand back and enjoy the fun!

it depends on where the picture is, and if there is text with the picture.Every system has its limitations.

If there is just an image with no text, it will not work.

If there is text below the image, but none above, it does not work.

Yeah you and a bunch of others and then that area will be lit up too.Live in the populated areas and VISIT the other.

I am an imaginary being.I exist only in your mind.When you look away, I cease to have form.

To bigmac13:

Not having this problem at the moment.Also, thanks for the map.I live between Phila and NY Not good at all for getting some darkness

If you think I said something, then yes.Reality is 99% perception, 1% projection.It’s sort of like invention, which, in the words of the illustrious Thomas Alva Edison, is 1% inspiration, and 99% perspiration, and occasionally 100% somebody else’s work, properly appropriated and modified.

Aren’t we all?

Why? It did in fact spin off many other comments, but only because there is a great deal of silliness about. You were correct, as illustrated in the Frankenstein_Veto entry.Things must be in order, with nothing added except an unintended context.Everybody plays the straight man sometimes.The jokes don’t work without one.It isn’t ruined. We’ve got over 66 comments, and without any political or religious argument to fuel it. It’s a party.

That’s only what they want you to think.Always remember, you are feeling the love.

That is a wonderful place as well.If i was going to move, that part of Oregon would be very high on my list.

The wave and particle conspiracy people, of course. There is only pressure. The movement of pressure from greater to lesser is expressed in the illusion of waves and those waves create the illusion of particles.-Nightingale, hovering highHarmonize the windDarkness, your symphonyI can hear you singOf voices in the sky-Moody Blues : Voices in the Sky

No contextomy needed.

Great comic!!! But I do kinda miss the homicidal girl with the strange stare.

Standing wave points form a virtual particle matrix capable of massed commonality, capable of transfer only in discrete packets conforming to the frequencies of the illusory waveforms maintaining the array. The transfer of energy from one wave point to another is called a mass genuflection.

Yes, we feel the love!