Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 17, 2015

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    dutchpuppy2  over 9 years ago

    Yep, college could make for boring times when you’ll have to stand up in front of the class and say nothing. Then your eye or two will explode again!

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    kdizzle  over 9 years ago

    That guy talking in P2 looks about 20 years younger than Coach Thor P

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    TheBrownStarfish  over 9 years ago

    Gil’s being kind of a smart ass which may end up in Big John kicking it all over the room. Be careful Coach.

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    Ravenswing  over 9 years ago

    SuperJohn, his jaw clenched in anger, begins to fire up his Laser-Grazer Eyebeams …

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    Mr Reality  over 9 years ago

    In all reality , Gill is really disssing Big John , tough love but why now ? Maybe a kickback from State for gettting Big John to sign ?

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    Lukebunkin   over 9 years ago

    It would be great if John would ditch the Zoolander stare and bust out the Shamerock Shake!

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    bearwku82  over 9 years ago

    What does GilPa mean that State U. has the resources to “smooth out” BBJ’s transition? Does Angie attend there? I’m ready for the baseball opening day lineup. Maybe True will be the closer.

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    RayNDeere  over 9 years ago

    Doesn’t Gil realize that since football is done, he has no control over John. It could be “Clobberin’ Time!” soon.

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    miffedmax  over 9 years ago

    And by “facilities” he means hookers and booze.

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    Mr Reality  over 9 years ago

    In all reality , Gil says " Look John I love you like a son and I’ve said some harsh words to you tonight but the bottom line is your not talking will never bring your parents back. Why don’t we take a hot steamy shower and talk about your future at State then the NFL ?

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    cuttersjock  over 9 years ago

    In reality, I think you’re on to something…anyone else see some similarities in P2 and P3? This could explain Gil’s sudden intense involvement with Silent John.

    As far as the shower references, I’m afraid the next time this gag can be brought out would be at Milford CC when pro John Jawor trots out his ancient niblick…

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    jslabotnik  over 9 years ago

    GilPa just invented a new technique, he calls it reverse psychology

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    twainreader  over 9 years ago

    Speaking of shame, I appreciate that you never said anything about our coaching techniques or the showers

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    chiphilton  over 9 years ago

    Gil says “There’s no SHAME in that” exactly the way the girl says “Oh, don’t let it BOTHER you, little boy!” in the Charles Atlas ad, “The Insult That Made a Man Out of Mac.”

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    seniorscrub  over 9 years ago

    In going back to the Archives to get Big John’s back story I can only say How the #$(% did I miss Gil’s summer spent inside the squared circle??? The old Bucket Board (r.i.p.) would have had a field day.

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    Mopman  over 9 years ago

    Okay, yesterday it appeared Gil was talking to himself and answering himself. Today it appears that he is literally talking to himself. Big John turned into Gil in P3? Speaking of turning into things, Mopped Up Thorp is turning into a Pulitzer Prize contender. Although I may be biased.

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    jcogs1  over 9 years ago

    Of course John you could major in Speech, that’s how Kaz was able to become my assistant. OR wah wah wah my mommy and daddy were taken away from me. You don’t think everybody’s had some heartaches in their life, after I sold my kids into slavery I felt bad for a couple of minutes, but que sera sera.

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