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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 02, 2010
Transcript:
Alex: One tall, skinny latte... and one short, fat donut! Oh, God... more open-carry yahoos! Man: You got a problem with freedom, kid? Alex: Freedom? Toggle: Alex, p-p-please... Man: Just because your boyfriend's too lacking to pack? Alex: WHAT? Toggle: It's okay, Alex... listen, dude. I spent two years behind an M60 machine gun defending, among other things, your right to be a moron about guns! Alex: Leo! Toggle: Okay? Man: Oh... hey, sorry, man. Alex: You said a whole sentence! Toggle: Sometimes... f-f-find voice. Man: That baby must've packed quite a whallop, huh?
rayannina almost 15 years ago
Leo rulez!
pouncingtiger almost 15 years ago
Thank you Mr. Trudeau for Panel #6.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Love this one.
glenbeck almost 15 years ago
been to mexico lately? if your paking better be ready to put up or shut up. any rambo wanabe can go there,,,dont need them in the states anyway..
ksoskins almost 15 years ago
In honor of Toggleâs AC/DC shirt:
Shoot to thrill, play to kill I got my gun at the ready, gonna fire at will
Justice22 almost 15 years ago
As I said, Toggle doesnât stutter when heâs mad.
I think they were cowed by his standing up to them. They are all bark and no bite.
SuperGriz almost 15 years ago
The truth emerges.
twinsnake_coatl almost 15 years ago
Awesome strip.
tudzax1 almost 15 years ago
Cowed? Gee, like any good Americans they actually respect people who have served their country. What are you guys, hippies from the â60s or something?
tudzax1 almost 15 years ago
Not sure about this lacking to pack business though. Iâd say these folks are probably idiots. How much effort does it take to buy and carry a gun? None.
I think Trudeau is just making stuff up.
bagbalm almost 15 years ago
I think both sides are so polarized and angry they are ALL acting like idiots.
glslightning almost 15 years ago
What they ârespectâ, dimbulb, is that Leo âpackedâ a bigger piece than they do!
sunnydog almost 15 years ago
Try Texas on for size== boys and girls just having breakfast with their 44âs. Maine or Oregon maybe not so muck. Leo came up, MIT, Women(girls), Chivalry, Good Olâ Boys, Military Might, Home, Mom and Apple Pie also came up. GT you are the GENIUS.
wiserd almost 15 years ago
Cannot imagine this scene actually happening. Bogus.
Tawanda almost 15 years ago
The look on Alexâs face in the last panel is radiant.
cdward almost 15 years ago
tudzax1, as a Christian, I have several responses to this. One is that there are more ways to serve the country than the military. Second is, as a Christian, my primary service isnât to country but to God, especially when my country stands in opposition to God (eg., every major denomination except Southern Baptist determined the war in Iraq to be UNJUST). Third, if what the yahoos respect is that he carried a bigger gun, they are sad folks indeed. I know way too many who love their guns, supposedly for âself-defense,â yet it always amazes me how many of the find occasion to whip it out. One nearly shot his son, mistaking him for a burglar (he was getting a midnight snack). Most carry because they live in fear â either fear of the other or fear they arenât enough without it.
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
Conscientious Objector âI donât believe in warâ Draft Board âYou donât believe in any war?â CO âof course notâ DB âIf your mother, wife, and children were being raped and murdered, would you fight?â CO âof course.â DB âyouâre drafted.â
And as Walter said, :"Thatâs they way it is.â
Chrisnp almost 15 years ago
dutzax1, ummmâŠyes, I think Trudeau is making this up. Thatâs what he does for a living.
cdward, good to know God has given you the power to divine the nature of people who carry guns with such certainty.
asa4ever almost 15 years ago
Where I live you donât have to carry to prove your a man or a woman. The haircut says it all. Near Camp LeJeune.
BrianCrook almost 15 years ago
A good strip, but I weary of this playing of the military card. Leo did not spend any time with a machine gun defending our rights. Organizations here in the U.S. defend our rights, not soldiers acting as Bush-Dickâs (and now President Obamaâs) pawns in Asia.
As for gun-carrying, it is pathetic, of course, but if we want to enforce the Second Amendment, then open-carrying should be the ONLY carrying. Concealed weapons should be outlawed. Your right to own a gun is predicated on our need for a âwell regulated militiaâ. Thus, your right to own a gun necessitates full public registration: your gun license, with complete contact information, must be a public document accessible on the internet, AND when you leave the house with a gun, it must be visible at all times, because you carry it to defend the security of our nationânot simply your own security. Once you own a gun, you have joined our âwell regulated militiaâ and thoughts of individual safety are secondary to our national security.
Donaldo Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Only in a violent and dysfunctional society like Americas youâd even need to openly carry a gun. Anywhere in Europe youâd just look like an idiot Rambo-wannabe, - and itâs against the law by the way.
There are far more homocides in the US every year than in any other âcivilizedâ country.
And if Leo thinks he was in Iraq to defend American rights⊠oh boy, he has a far worse problem than his speech impediment.
alviebird almost 15 years ago
I believe in the right to carry. I donât anymore. I took great pains to keep mine obstructed from view even though it was illegal to conceal it, even with my permit.
A moron with a weapon is still a moron.
randgrithr almost 15 years ago
Unfortunately when hackers do this one-upmanship BS it loses something in the translation.
âListen dude, I spent three years behind a PDP 11/70 defending, among other things, your right to be a moron about your G5 tower.â Somehow it just doesnât work as well.
@Sheik Yerbouti: Those folks firing at Will had better watch out for his daughter. ;-7
notinksanymore almost 15 years ago
wiserd said, about 4 hours ago
Cannot imagine this scene actually happening. Bogus.
Really? But you can imagine the Sarah Palin doll having a party at night? You know comics arenât real life, right?
jcfuston3 almost 15 years ago
Short, Fat DonutâŠHeh Heh
bradwilliams almost 15 years ago
Leo: Word
Bobbsie you started it. Why insult someone for exercising their rights.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
and donât forget the sprinkles
Chrisnp almost 15 years ago
I wonder what part of this strip people are finding so implausible. People were exercising their open carry rights in Starbucks back in February and March. Seems like old news to me unless something changed recently that I havenât heard about. As to the verbal exchange, unfortunately it sounds plausible to me, even though GT is simply regurgitating the same old worn-out stereotypes of gun owners.
Iâm really disappointed in GT today and this week. First an easy target like Palin and the Tea Party, and now going back to this old news that he had already exploited for one tedious week.
freeholder1 almost 15 years ago
cdward: Amen.
I like Charles Stanley, but I saw him misqoute the Bible in support of that war, so I know what youâre saying. I havenât been able to watch him much since.
However, you missed a few pentecostal denominations who also supported it.
By the same token, I can see where the folks who arenât saved would want the weapons since they have fear and worry for their current situations.
I can also see where a Christian would like to keep a weapon to protect his family as the Bible tells him to turn his cheek, but not that of his children.
Guns are the USâs largest export. Our gov. has a vested interest in not really cracking down on them in country (in Namspeak).
Too many anti-government clans have the Ruby Ridge tapes on replay. They forget that Weaver was against the US Tax system, yet his family took a government settlement, of over 3 million in our tax money after the event. Making it evident that hypocrisy can flow in any cause.
This is all to say both sides have some legitimate worries and complaints. If we could, in fact, take all the guns off the streets, we would in fact reduce crime. Every incidence of it being done has proven that. The reality is that we canât do it in this country since itâs so pervasive.
Real National regulation with teeth to deal with a National problem would help, making it at least mandatory that the armed folks knew what they were doing with the gun they own. Licensing would be a very good source of national revenue and keep those evil taxes from being raised. Limits on the number and amount of those that one can own would help, too.
The run on the gun stores before the law was in effect would be amusing to watch as well. Then everyone could say they donât own their guns from fear as they stampede over each other to get to the counter (Obama effect X 100,000)
bobpeters61 almost 15 years ago
Thatâs something that the left and right have in common, and rightly so. The veteran card generally trumps ideologically based personal attacks.
Of course, once heâs âOKâ by them, they would drool over the bigger gun he manned in the war.
Potrzebie almost 15 years ago
I see toggle stopped wearing his army shirts. Good for him. I think thereâs something about wearing a brag item in public. My only brag item is a 3-season jacket with a modest logo and my unit pin.
As for the HOG, that is nice when itâs vehicle mounted, but lugging it around takes a big guy. Itâs almost impossible to do a rambo with it. In BC2, the game is so realistic, that when you get the hog, your soldier actually moves slower! And then thereâs the cleaning of it! The SAW is much sweeter, but no penetrating power.
Dr.Faustus almost 15 years ago
I not worried about the guns; Iâm worried that water fluoridation is a Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
Chrisnp almost 15 years ago
I think Leo played the veteran card because he knew the mentality of the people he was dealing with. I think it also gives us a glimpse into Trudeauâs inner workings. Although a lefty, I think GT has a genuine respect for those who serve/served.
All this writing about gun registration may sound good, but I donât think there is enough trust in government to make it happen. It would be nice to think we could do with guns the same thing that weâve done with car ownership, with the same degree of compliance and no second thoughts, but first youâd have to convince a large segment of gun owners that registration would not lead to confiscation â and I doubt anyone can anytime soon.
benbrilling almost 15 years ago
Bad argument Chrisnp.
If a gun can protect you from an errant government, then why wouldnât it protect you from an errant government wanting to confiscate your gun(s)?
S_T_F_U almost 15 years ago
I think that all of you who are so against gun rights need to post a sign in front of your house declaring it to be a âGun Free Zoneâ. The police do not prevent crime, they only write up the reports after the fact.
Chrisnp almost 15 years ago
Potrzebie, I used to be a M-60 gunner back when we still called it a âpig.â I hated lugging that thing around or cleaning it.
Anyway, you can fire it âRambo styleâ without being a really big guy. I am 5â10â, and I think I weighed about 170 back then (I wish I could say ânowâ). Of course unless it was a really short belt youâd want your ammo in the fabric carrier mounted at the side of the gun, rather than drapped over your arm like Rambo. Also if firing unsupported youâd have to start low and walk your rounds into your target because that baby would climb!
How useful any of that that is in real combat is a whole other matter.
bikerJones almost 15 years ago
Glad to see Leo again.
This and the part about Mel have my attention, not sure why. A number of my former students are serving or have served.
Chrisnp almost 15 years ago
Actually that was not my argument benbrilling, only my observation that gun registration is futile if people donât trust their government.
T Gabriel Premium Member almost 15 years ago
tudzax1?
I am one of those hippies from the 60âs you delightfully hate. I spent from 1966 to 1970 as a Marine infantry radio operator. 1967 to 1970 in Vietnam with the likes of 2/5. 3/9, 1 and 2/7, the Korean Marines, and the CAP.
I havenât touched a rifle or pistol since I left Vietnam in March, 1970. I never will again. People who use the excuse of personal safety for weapon carrying are simply deluded. Those who use the excuse of liberty for weapon carrying are simply wrong.
The scenario depicted here is exactly what the truth is. Those who carry are in fear. In fear of everything around them. In fear of Latin Americans. In fear of Black Americans. In fear of everything and mostly in fear of themselves. When they run across someone who knows what real fear was and rose above it, they are in the most fear and useless.
sidl almost 15 years ago
Unfortunately the past has shown us that registration DOES IN FACT lead to confiscation. In our FREEDOM LOVING COUNTRY, we have the right to open carry in most places (especially in the west). As to weapons being concealed, that never seems to be a problem for those intent on using their weapons illegally. In Arizona, we will now have the right to carry our weapons however we want as of July 1. It will be interesting to see how the PC crowd will respond to that. I wonder if they will rant to boycott our sports teams the way they are now because we choose to enforce a federal law that impacts us in the way that it does few other states. Interestingly enough, where guns are owned and carried by most of the populace, crime has gone down. I wonder why. As to this strip, GT is taking advantage of the popular perceptions by both extremes to make a comedic point. To bad that his imagination is not better.
Chrisnp almost 15 years ago
Legacyshooter, the idea that everyone who carries is in fear is just as wrong as the ideas some people have about every veteran being the same.
I think people carry for all sorts of reasons, and I imagine one reason some might carry is fear; however, I have known people who carry as a practical consideration. I donât carry because in my opinion the odds of needing the firearm where I live and work are not worth the risk. If my situation changed, after careful consideration I might carry, but it would be a matter of weighing the pros and cons, not fear.
CAR73JIM almost 15 years ago
donât register ⊠when the russians took lithiuania, the first thing they hit was the banks, and the second the police stations to get registration info ⊠you canât trust any government âŠ
FriscoLou almost 15 years ago
AC/DC? Thatâs geezer metal, musta got it at work from Sherm. Somehow or another I can imagine Jeff and Tog getting together after the war, playing GTA and head banging with Blink 182, while telling each other their stories.
Who needs guns to address their irrational fears, when they can do it hand to hand, the Captnâ Chris way. The vid shows how even âLilly Liversâ can confront âStarbuck Carriersâ without having to use firepower, or as I like to say, put the âfear of manâ in the hearts of the sissy-cons.
http://bit.ly/9YcQOA
Chrisnp almost 15 years ago
Geezer Metal indeed! (grumbling here) .
That is one annoying link you posted
Justice22 almost 15 years ago
legacyshooter âââ- Thanks and AMEN.
wgholly almost 15 years ago
Alex, once again, shows just how un-inclusive the left is and how willing they are to chastise anyone who doesnât agree with their point of view. Being passionate about your beliefs is one thing, being arrogant is something else.
cfimeiatpap almost 15 years ago
Me thinks that maybe one of the many things Mr. Trudeau is addressing here is the reintegration of our warriors back into the civilian world. In particular our wounded warriors have been having a very difficult time with reintegration (that does include those with mental as well as physical injuries). Whether we agree or disagree with the politics we need to support and acknowledge the sacrifice of all our warriors; I think Mr. Trudeau is simply pointing this out in his coverage of this and other topics.
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Outlawing guns would start a civil war against the side thatâs armed. Not a good plan
Magehunt almost 15 years ago
Some days Garry brings tears to my eyes.
jeanne1212 almost 15 years ago
..fbjsr: YES!
Chrisnp: âŠahâŠwhat Gvmt was trusted by what people when/where? My history book collection is incomplete.
Superlite27 almost 15 years ago
Maybe someone could help me out:
Is GT trying to say since Leo is a vet, it would be O.K. for him to carry a gun to defend himself, but not for anyone else?
Because this seems kind of prejudiced. I mean, at what point does a person who takes responsibility to protect themself become a stupid ignorant moron whoâs just showing off?
What exact human characteristic is it that makes a person acceptable to be stereotyped?
After all, if a person who carried a firearm was Jewish, or African American, or gay, or even had one of those magical âbadgeâ talismans, it would probably be wrong to make offensive generalizations about them, right? Iâm kind of fuzzy about the thing that causes folks normally wary of making offensive stereotypical generalizations, suddenly feel good about tossing them out with casual abandon.
glenbeck almost 15 years ago
I have never served but, come from a family that served in every war sense ww2 . Most will not talk about what war is like. Of those that do, killing someone, even the worst of enemies is not something to remember with fondness. I think most NRA supporters come across as people who would find killing a gratifying experience.. BTY⊠NRA SUPPORTS DRUG TRAFFICKING.. by lobbing for assault gunnery. and legislation that enables essayer asses to power-full guns by general public
Possum Pete almost 15 years ago
As a Christian, blah-blah-blah.
You already lost the argument, dude!
billdi Premium Member almost 15 years ago
âfreedom is just another word for nothing left to lose.â
what about alexâs (or my) freedom to go to a coffee shop without fear of being shot or browbeaten by an intimidating moron who doesnât know the meaning of freedom? in this case freedom is just a lame excuse for these idiots to act like churlish jerks.
Superlite27 almost 15 years ago
â in this case freedom is just a lame excuse for these idiots to act like churlish jerks.â
âŠunless they have shiny metal disks called âbadgesâ, then they suddenly become worthy of protecting their lives and it would then be bad to stereotype them.
Good thing they donât, or we wouldnât feel so righteous in hurling abusive epithets at them.
Everyone here has obviously spoken to these âchurlish jerksâ. After all, it would be hard to feel so intellectually superior if you didnât actually encounter this âchurlishâ behavior in person, right?
We all know perpetuating stereotypes by parrotting others is for mental failures incapable of independent thought, right?
I hear alot of squawking in here.
blueprairie almost 15 years ago
âGee, like any good Americans they actually respect people who have served their countryâ
It has been my experience with both the left and the right that the respect stops when the veteran starts disagreeing with you.
jnik23260 almost 15 years ago
âCowedâ? Yes, those Righties who never put on a uniform were cowed by a REAL patriot!
jeanne1212 almost 15 years ago
Lycka:â you wonder if they ARE real vets.. I WORRY if they are! I was an ArmyBrat⊠Dad (âdocâ) was a MasterSargent WW2 Army Engineers Pacific TheatreâŠ. and I know EXACTLY which swear words he would be using to answer some of these duffussesâŠ
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 15 years ago
donaldo â they look like idiots here in the US too. Remember âparanoia strikes deep, into your life it will creep.â Iâve lived my whole life in & near Detroit and worked in child protection in the inner city â and Iâve never carried a gun, nor do I have one in my home. In addition most âpackersâ get unpacked really fast in the face of a criminal and often have their own gun used on them. Canât get any more idiotic than that.
SuperGriz almost 15 years ago
Todayâs story isnât about guns, itâs about Alex and Toggle. He displays a wonderful facet of his personality, which is why Alex loves him so much.
Dr.Faustus, you merry scampâŠ
alviebird almost 15 years ago
I carried because I was driving a taxi. The âright to carryâ is a joke. Even with a permit one is severely restricted as to where one can take it. Want to run in the store and get a Coke? What do you do with your weapon? Leave it in the cab to get stolen? As far as Iâm concerned, one should always have control of oneâs weapon. Why should it bother anyone that I have a weapon? Why am I carrying it openly? Because the law says I have to, even with a permit. Here in Georgia you cannot carry a weapon anywhere that you might need it.
The permit. Thereâs another joke. You go to the probate judge and pay the fee. One takes a test to get a driverâs license. Not for a carry permit.
And God help you if you have to use it.
I know.
Superlite27 almost 15 years ago
lindz.coop GENIUS wrote:
â In addition most âpackersâ get unpacked really fast in the face of a criminal and often have their own gun used on themâ
If youâre such a genius, maybe you can explain why the police carry the things instead of handing them out to criminals instead?
After all, according to you, it would then be easier to âunpackâ them and use the criminalâs own guns on them, right?
The air in here stinks of intellectual superiority.
Yet, my five year old believes everything she sees on T.V. Just as you âsuperiorâ thinkers have been told to by Hollywood.
Itâs so obvious. Look at anything produced by Hollywood in the past 20 years. Do you find any gun owners portrayed in a responsible manner? Nope. According to Hollywood, only cops, and bad guys have guns.
And here all these superior intellects parrot the exact same thing portrayed on T.V. Common firearms owners are outside the bounds of what is âsoldâ by Hollywood.
So, if you mental giants here are so intellectually capable of independant thoughtâŠ..
âŠ.why do you mimic the very thing Hollywood tells you to, just like my 5 year old?
SuperGriz almost 15 years ago
Superlite27,
why do you mimic the very thing Fox News tells you to do, and say, and think?
Wildcard24365 almost 15 years ago
I think the joke was in the fact that Leo packed a âbigger pieceâ than the yahoos will EVER wet dream about carrying.
On the other hand, itâs easier to be âbraveâ packing a heater when no one else in the room is.
ssejhill almost 15 years ago
You go Leo!!!