Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 24, 2015

Dr. Mel? We need to talk to you! You’ve got some “spleen-in’ to do!!” – Well, at least the fork brought the food right to his Spleen….

It would have been far more disturbing to have “Oh, yummy!” come after “My spleen!”

Not bad. In only one minute it almost matched the Google car’s accident rate.

“Sure! What could go wrong!” Something that shouldn’t been said when near Dr. Mel’s inventions…

Next up, the self driving knife.

The origin of Roberto (Futurama)?

The way to Winky’s heart is through his spleen.

He’s behind the times. The Japanese have already invented this and are currently using it in a number of hospitals to feed elderly and handicapped patients.

“Oh yummy”? Interesting…I’ve never tasted spleen before.

Well, could have been the self-driving chainsaw.

Winky should have watched Chaplin’s Modern Times before agreeing to try it!

At a college dormitory cafeteria, I once had a deformed plate with a bulge in the middle, so you could actually spin it on the table. Handy if you’re in a hurry.

It looks vaguely like this invention:http://tinyurl.com/k2vcq6d

…except that this one doesn’t seem to remove spleens.

Reminds me of Charlie Chaplin in the movie “Modern Times.” It is the scene where the boss gets a demo of the feeding machine, with the little tramp as the factory worker.

Spleen-kabobs for dinner tonight.

58 spleens!

oH, yUmMy!