Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 18, 2015
Transcript:
Caption: The office of sen. kingpit Dixon Woman: May I help you? Danae: Yes...tell the senator that the head of a powerful lobby group is here to see him. Woman: Uh...how big is this lobby? Danae: Every girl in the country is an official member of the benevolent order of superior sisterhood! Woman: Ah, very good! And what can I tell the senator your "campaign donation" will be? Danae: Donation? You mean I've gotta pay to see my "public servant"?! Woman: Aw...it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...
Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago
Here’s a nickel, keep the change….
Argythree over 9 years ago
There’s really nothing left to say. The last dialog balloon said it all…
The Nihilist over 9 years ago
Yeah. Hey, here’s a dollar. Thanks for nothin’.
Pointspread over 9 years ago
Our elected officials may be scoundrels, but at least they’re not cut rate ones.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
Isn’t that a bit like saying that the power of the people is passé when they hand that power over to an entrenched power elite who become the wealthy by power brokering even if they start out with nothing but good intentions and the trust of their constituents?
Varnes over 9 years ago
I bet once she thinks it through, Danae will want to become a “Public Servant”….That’s where the money is….She’s going to learn to like money….
tripwire45 over 9 years ago
Campaign donation = bribe. That’s how government works.
Plumbob Wilson over 9 years ago
I love the smell of a soul-crushing revelation in the morning. Smells like truth…
Bill The Nuke over 9 years ago
I think it was Will Rogers who said “We have the best government that money can buy.” Perhaps Mark Twain?
derdave969 over 9 years ago
I see the political donation issue as the liberal version of the war on drugs. Liberals get all excited about it but the fact is all the regulations against it really weren’t working (for both sides). So, since liberals want to call off the war on drugs “because it’s not working” (my belief is they’re afraid to get caught) I thing we’ve got it right on political contributions.
ekw555 over 9 years ago
I can never remember, is it politics I hate, or politicians?
Dour Scotsman over 9 years ago
Well thats how Gov. works herein the US……Its works better in some other countries which remove much of the money from campaigning by banning TV adverts.. In those place donations are called by their real name…Bribes.
Darsan54 Premium Member over 9 years ago
I think the cartoonist’s point is this is universal phenomenon. However, noting Karl Rove’s example, Republiclans have it down to a fine art.
ZorkArg over 9 years ago
Bribeocracy!! That’s SO great!! Good one, Nighty-Knight!
The Old Wolf over 9 years ago
Brainyquote cites Twain; Will Rogers Today claims the quote for Rogers without identifiable source. Quote Investigator comes up blank. Most likely Twain, but I’d rather see a documented source. True in any case.
Beleck3 over 9 years ago
lol. the illusion of freedom. bribes are how all levels of politics work from city hall up to our bought and paid for Congress/President/Supremes
Beleck3 over 9 years ago
with the exception of Ruth Bader Ginsburg, that is.
mourdac Premium Member over 9 years ago
You don’t necessarily have to pay to see them, just to get them to do anything.
Rarely over 9 years ago
“Ask not what your country can do for you…”
AliCom over 9 years ago
No! That kid doesn’t have to learn any more rotten education.
dabugger over 9 years ago
A civic awakening. A crushing of ideals. The education of a cynic.
strictures over 9 years ago
Prior to 1913, senators were chosen by state legislators. It became so corrupt, as just about every senator bought his way to Washington, that the 17th Amendment was passed to make senators popularly elected.We’re going to need a 28th Amendment to get rid of the Citizen United decision by those 5 insane right wing loons on the Supreme Court.
route66paul over 9 years ago
most “liberals” support the war on drugs. It is the extremely conservative Libertarians that see it is not working (along with most other policies of the left and the right.)They are 2 sides of the same coin, one that comes from your pocket. We give out billions to most of the countries in the world, and then send troops (that cost even more) to do the bidding of multinational corporations that do not hire in the US or even pay taxes here. The 2 parties are busy fighting each other over agendas that will never get settled(truth be known, they just want more control of the citizens so that the real money from the corporations might find a way into their coffers).
goweeder over 9 years ago
AND MONEY! AND POWER!Actually money and power are one and the same thing: money begets power and power begets money. Why are we even trying? No wonder they think we are incredibly dumb?. We are incredibly dumb.
dflak over 9 years ago
There is no distinctly American criminal class – except Congress. – Mark Twain.
Supposed I were an idiot and suppose I was a Congressman, but I repeat myself – Mark Twain.
It’s nice to see that some things haven’t changed in 100 years.
goweeder over 9 years ago
Hey, you guys! Thanks for all the great quotes!You made my day.
Godfreydaniel over 9 years ago
It was the Continental Congress at the time, of course, but John Adams’s song from “1776” is just as relevant today: I do believe you’ve laid a curse on North AmericaA curse that we here now rehearse in PhiladelphiaA second flood,A simple famineplagues of locusts everywhereor a cataclysmic earthquakeI’d accept with some despairbut no you send us Congressgood God sir was that fair?
lin4869 over 9 years ago
OUCH!
Mokurai over 9 years ago
It’s exactly the opposite of Communism:
We pretend to work, and they pretend not to pay us.
Sheila Hardie over 9 years ago
Don’t be fooled: it’s a bribe.
davids.comments over 9 years ago
Danae just found her calling in life – running for office.
Rarely over 9 years ago
It’s rather interesting that there is absolutely no interest in whatever Danae is promoting. Only interest in the amount of her donation. That is unnerving.It would be refreshing if before taking a bribe the Senator would at least agree with the lobby.“Pick your position on anything and, if your $$$contribution is large enough, I’m for it.
Dtroutma over 9 years ago
People enter public service, military, police, search and rescue, fire fighting, protecting public lands and resources to do what they can FOR people. Polliticians are out for what they can do TO people.
pabsfx-comics over 9 years ago
I think someone outside the political system would have a difficult time differentiating between a campaign contribution and a bribe.