Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 10, 2015

But…WHY?

Let me be the first to request copies of the mug shots.

@ partyalldatyme because handcuffs are the perfect accessory for the birthday suit.

Hang on chief…….CAR 54 Is that your wife??

Police in New York City have been instructed to not arrest women for going topless. Seems that it is perfectly legal.

Let’s not be to hasty.

Ask the guy with the video camera if he’s got enough.

Burn the bra! Chive On!

Calling all cars. We have a code six-niner in progress. Officer down. I repeat. Officer down

Perhaps you should “tail” her.

…at least not until the rest of the shift arrives, with their cameras…ah, for evidence, ya know?

Later

One of my partners arrested a naked man.I35 just south of Sanger Texas.Could not remember his address or where his clothes were.I stopped a vehicle late one night. Asked them roll the window down, it was darkly tinted, there she sat, naked, said she was heading back to Vegas from Houston….professional stripper.It took several attempts just to get the warning issued.The she got out to stretch…..after all it is best to take a break when you can……my partner suddenly had to go home……recently married.

I have had the “pleasure?” of breaking up a few intimate encounters myself……him on top working away…..her under trying to tap him off as my Sarge who was check riding with me were standing there watching. Her eyes were so big as she tried to get him “off” her.He was rather “vigorous”. THEN he saw us…….it was so funny.Always careful, body armor on, attention to anyone walking in, eyes up in public when not wearing the garb of the lawman.Danger Close.Hang in with the pain Sarge.

Hey Sarge we have 2 hours of video evidence! Think that’ll be enough for a conviction?!

Haste is a waste

When like when was she nude in public or when should she be arrested? And how do you search a nude female?

If she’s naked, it’s porn. If she’s nude, it’s art.

Let’s let this alleged crime play out and see what develops. Playing “wait ’n see” might just bring in a larger fish. Keep those cameras running….

That we are…..its what makes us dangerous to bad guys.

Bring her inside and it will no longer be public nudity.