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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 06, 2015
Transcript:
Danae: I think, therefore... Jeffrey: So it'll definitely be a virus... Boy: Agreed. But where will it come from? A military lab? Jeffrey: I say an asteroid. Danae: What're you two talking about? Jeffrey: Theorizing about how the zombie apocalypse will start. Boy: Logically, of course. Jeffrey: Of course. Danae:...I am not a boy. Jeffrey: Maybe both. Boy: Hmm...I dunno.
dadoctah over 9 years ago
My moneyâs on Microsoft.
Varnes over 9 years ago
OK, so Itâs official from Jeffry, Danae is both a male and female? Or a male and female asteroid?
phylum over 9 years ago
some people dont think and still areâŠ.
pelican47 over 9 years ago
Have we met this other boy before? Does he have a name?
tripwire45 over 9 years ago
GMO lab. Count on it.
Aaberon over 9 years ago
(applauding)
uniquename over 9 years ago
Iâm surprised she wasnât a âbooger brained boyâ.
e.groves over 9 years ago
Iâll be glad when the zombie craze dies. It seems beyond stupid to me.
Prey over 9 years ago
Invented by Samsung, copied by Apple but if you give it to Telefonica(Spain) it will never arrive.
strictures over 9 years ago
No, it will come from China, probably a mutation from the flu.
Inthemiddle over 9 years ago
Jeffryâs friend looks like a zombie, maybe the apocalypse has started
Varnes over 9 years ago
ebsan, itâs not a craze, itâs creative and humorous folk loreâŠ.Lighten up and have some funâŠ.The zombies didnât eat your brains, I guessâŠFor some reason they must have eaten youâre funny boneâŠ.Youâd better check on youâre heart toâŠThereâs something wrong thereâŠNow I wish werewolf and vampire movies would go awayâŠTheyâre just stupid.. Each to their own taste said old woman as she kissed the cowâŠ
dabugger over 9 years ago
Well, relieved Danae âam not a boyâ. It is so good to gain some wisdom from time to time.
Varnes over 9 years ago
Inthemiddle, we can only hopeâŠ..
Strod over 9 years ago
Is it me, or Jeffrey looks older, certainly taller, than he used to? Our little boy is growing, snifff! Â
Godfreydaniel over 9 years ago
Danae could do with a nice little asteroid bouncing off her nice little headâŠâŠâŠ
Can't Sleep over 9 years ago
Usually the zombie apocalypse begins with televised debatesâŠ
drkala over 9 years ago
agree
Al Nala over 9 years ago
Thatâs âobliviousâ people with âsmartâ phones.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago
I drink, therefore I amâŠ
- Rene Descartes, as portrayed by Monty Python
dflak over 9 years ago
I guess, therefore I might be.
dflak over 9 years ago
Cogito ergo rum: I drink, therefore I am.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 9 years ago
Thinking is not required, existence doesnât need proof. Intelligent ants operate the corpses as robots. They need brains for repair parts.
Linguist over 9 years ago
I have never understood the Wes Craven type of Zombie that has found so much popularity in the modern psyche.Many years ago, I spent some time in Haiti. I saw and experienced enough strange things while there to leave me with a willingness to suspend disbelief for vodu folklore concerning a zombi. I have a healthy skepticism of all things occult but have an open mind when it comes to what can happen to others who have a deep rooted occult belief or fear.
alviebird over 9 years ago
âŠ.. I am annoyed by those who donât.
spaced man spliff over 9 years ago
methinks, therefore me readeth Shakespeare.
Rarely528 over 9 years ago
The Zombie apocalypse is already upon us. We are the Zombies doing the attacking and we are the Zombies being attacked. âWe have met the enemy and he is usâ. (Thanks to Pogo). Our ignorance of our World and accompanying complacency makes us so vulnerable.
Rarely528 over 9 years ago
âI think youâre a Zombie, therefore I am.â What Descartes really meant to say but there is no word for Zombie in Latin.
Rarely528 over 9 years ago
If you eat them in the wrong order or with the wrong spices it turns you into an Elvis Impersonator.
Rarely528 over 9 years ago
And donât forget that there has to be full moon. If you canât wait for oneâŠmake your own.
gerald9edgar over 9 years ago
>> Have we met this other boy before? Does he have a name? << according to tomorrowâs strip, Kyle