Chuck’s point is – if I take it right – that the Gulf is about to become a really um - interesting - place to work soon, especially trying to clean up oil messes.
Anybody ready to try more submarines? I was thinking a ring of shaped charges around the pipe just might pinch it off, then there’d be a chance to work out a more permanent fix. Of course, you’d want the sub well out of the way when you yell “FIRE IN THE HOLE!”
He’s got angels to do this, so this is a real working class God who gets his hands dirty. Great portrayal. Missed the nails holes in the hands, but other than that…
kinda hard to figure out where these guys are exactly, clouds shape shift pretty easily you know. if that is God, he wouldn’t have holes in his hands. maybe this is Gabriel trying to get in a few innings before his BIG gig?
Since 1957, four individuals have controlled North Americas surface changes and its weather conditions, changing the natural resources available to humans today .
They are APACHE and INCOGNITO, and creator’s of the humans who reside here on Earth.
However, these four individuals DID NOT create or control the original humanity here on EARTH.
I suspect Mr. Robertson’s comments one hurricane season engendered this little wit. (I’m still waiting for Pat to explain to me why god hates Nashville.) WM has a nice New Agey type God who blends Thor (No hammer) and the Catholic (universal) ideal of a Zeus(lightning bolts in his hands) -type God. I suspect he’s been reading John Campbell or watching the old Moyers interviews. Fortunately, we Christians have a real sense of humor about such things and laugh it off and forgive him.
Part of my sense of humor about it is to go to all the Muslim websites and explain that it’s Muhammad with the lightning bolts. Those guys just love that kind of stuff.
I just hope the winds can whip up that oil and whap a few BP execs up long side the head – so they can look like those pelicans they are pulling out of the sludge. While they’re at it let’s take out a few Haliburton execs too for their part in the mess. Something like turnaround’s fair play!
I am a lifelong resident of NC and we have had our share of bad hurricanes over the years. I thought this was hilarious and timely, being published ont he 1st day of hurricane season. I also do not think it shows any disrespect to all going on in the Gulf of Mexico right now, but sends more of a message of support, as we already have this huge disaster on our hands, but have no idea what will happen between now and the end on November with the hurricane season. It should make BP get off it’s laurels and take responsibility for their actions.
chaosed2 over 14 years ago
Kind of redefines the phrase “…with gusts reaching in excess of 75MPH”
LordDogmore over 14 years ago
Just don’t pull his finger in Oklahoma (We’ve sustained winds in excess of 320mph)
WoodEye over 14 years ago
And what’s that smell?
ChuckTrent64 over 14 years ago
With billions of gallons of oil still spilling out of the Gulf’s floor, this is NOT funny.
WoodEye over 14 years ago
No… this IS funny, that’s not.
Pacejv over 14 years ago
Chuck & Wood You both make a point.
ChazNCenTex over 14 years ago
I like that God is in his Wagnerian costume can’t you hear the Ride of the Valkyries swelling in the background.
SardonicPenguin over 14 years ago
I like how the “god” is Thor, or any other deity of thunder.
pbarnrob over 14 years ago
Chuck’s point is – if I take it right – that the Gulf is about to become a really um - interesting - place to work soon, especially trying to clean up oil messes.
Anybody ready to try more submarines? I was thinking a ring of shaped charges around the pipe just might pinch it off, then there’d be a chance to work out a more permanent fix. Of course, you’d want the sub well out of the way when you yell “FIRE IN THE HOLE!”
Brockie over 14 years ago
Let ‘er rip.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Oh My Gosh!
vexatron1984 over 14 years ago
Wow, I’ll never think of thunderstorms in the same way after this!
DolphinGirl78 over 14 years ago
I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!! :D
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
He’s got angels to do this, so this is a real working class God who gets his hands dirty. Great portrayal. Missed the nails holes in the hands, but other than that…
Justice22 over 14 years ago
I always wondered about the smell after a thunderstorm. sometimes it actually smells clean. Maybe mints?
Nelly55 over 14 years ago
to make that much wind, I wonder what he eats?
good to know so I won’t feed it to my husband ;)
bobsyourunc over 14 years ago
Only comic that made me laugh out loud today.
I think a lot of you should lighten up a bit.
jhouck99 over 14 years ago
BP execs are probably praying for a big hurricane to come take the focus off them for awhile…
ellisaana Premium Member over 14 years ago
@freeholder1- if you know your Norse mythology: Thor was never crucified. Odin, impaled on his spear, hung from the world tree for nine days.
ronaldmundy over 14 years ago
gives one a “hole” new prespective on “eye of the storm”!
pbarnrob over 14 years ago
Odin… A good tale can always get recycled, can’t it?
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Ah, but this is a Catholic mythology, Ellis. Loki got tortured for killing Balder, but we don’t complain that Satan doesn’t get venom dumped on him.
Besides, this is Wiley world. Myth and match legends.
Wildmustang1262 over 14 years ago
ZZZZZAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!!!
Whoa!
treered over 14 years ago
kinda hard to figure out where these guys are exactly, clouds shape shift pretty easily you know. if that is God, he wouldn’t have holes in his hands. maybe this is Gabriel trying to get in a few innings before his BIG gig?
ellisaana Premium Member over 14 years ago
Oh, Freeholder, you are right. Wiley’s world is myth and match legends, as it should be.
SherriannPederson over 14 years ago
Since 1957, four individuals have controlled North Americas surface changes and its weather conditions, changing the natural resources available to humans today .
They are APACHE and INCOGNITO, and creator’s of the humans who reside here on Earth.
However, these four individuals DID NOT create or control the original humanity here on EARTH.
Mythreesons over 14 years ago
Another Okie makes himself known–LordDogmore joins Mr Doty and me. Tulsa, Enid, and ????.
alviebird over 14 years ago
An ill wind’s gonna blow.
Phaedrus_ over 14 years ago
COMMENT FAIL
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2010-03-27-PullMyFinger.jpg
(I’ve seen many variants on the image I’ve linked above - the best version was followed by a photo of a mushroom cloud.)
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Right idea, Fritz.
I suspect Mr. Robertson’s comments one hurricane season engendered this little wit. (I’m still waiting for Pat to explain to me why god hates Nashville.) WM has a nice New Agey type God who blends Thor (No hammer) and the Catholic (universal) ideal of a Zeus(lightning bolts in his hands) -type God. I suspect he’s been reading John Campbell or watching the old Moyers interviews. Fortunately, we Christians have a real sense of humor about such things and laugh it off and forgive him.
Part of my sense of humor about it is to go to all the Muslim websites and explain that it’s Muhammad with the lightning bolts. Those guys just love that kind of stuff.
Trebor39 over 14 years ago
And Thor unleashes oil on the earth in a massive wave of destruction.
lindz.coop Premium Member over 14 years ago
I just hope the winds can whip up that oil and whap a few BP execs up long side the head – so they can look like those pelicans they are pulling out of the sludge. While they’re at it let’s take out a few Haliburton execs too for their part in the mess. Something like turnaround’s fair play!
tilsmapa over 14 years ago
I am a lifelong resident of NC and we have had our share of bad hurricanes over the years. I thought this was hilarious and timely, being published ont he 1st day of hurricane season. I also do not think it shows any disrespect to all going on in the Gulf of Mexico right now, but sends more of a message of support, as we already have this huge disaster on our hands, but have no idea what will happen between now and the end on November with the hurricane season. It should make BP get off it’s laurels and take responsibility for their actions.