Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 22, 2015

… so hang on, Tru(e) Luv has bumped Boo up a cup size? (Better check that test strip again, gal.).That, and the notion of her owning a teddy bear — mohawk or no — is Grand Guignol in action.

True takes one look at the poorly-lettered sign and its creepy holder and wants to get right back on the plane.

Who is that girl in P1? If it’s Boo, what the hell happened to her attitude. She must be trying to tap in to some of Art’s meal ticket money. The Mohawk bear kinda fits, though.

Looks like liver failure is setting in with Marty Moon in P2 putting his bag of extra liquor bottles in the overhead bin. He’s getting a bit tubby there.

If they haven’t left the gate yet, did Tru just go to the Milford Airport to catch a limo to the Milford practice field? Now that’s Brady Syndrome.

Sticking with the Tru storyline well into the summer – something’s going to happen at this shoddy-signed camp, I can’t see them continuing with Tru for another whole football season.

Ravenswing, I’ve been saying all along Boo’s pregnant. That extra cup is the first clue.

Too many clues around us. Boo, potential Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear sporting the classic Mr. T look. All you Thorpalcoholics have a Beary good day.

I hope that guy in P2 purchased one of those Marty Moon Spy kits and doesn’t actually think that’s a good look. If he’s trying to impress the ladies, it’s not working because that lady is estimating his waist size somewhere between 50 and 54 inches.

This one ties panel one and panel two together..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhrqsnvPaco.One of my favorites by them by the way.

How soon do we see Gil (Sorry, STATE CHAMPIONSHIP COACH Gil) come in as a guest coach to protect the virtue of Tru(e) and take notes on new shower session techniques?

Meanwhile, Mimi is finalizing “scouting trip” plans with new pool guy Sebastian, thinking “Now, to get a sitter for the chil … Oh, never mind!”

And Kaz is at his sewing table, working to taper his pants and shirts to display even more muscle while figuring out the tolls on the bridge to Hawaii.

Yes, and his lettering skills just keep getting worse and worse.

It’s not a mohawk, it’s a circular saw blade.

“Pro Potential Passing Camp.” Or Triple-P C, as I like to call it.

Wait a minute. P1 of the 7/14 strip, Gil I saying ‘Elite camps’.Now Tru(e) is going to get a ride to Pro Potenshul Kamp??

He’s going to the wrong camp.

How dare you imply that that monstrosity in P3 is my handiwork!

How did we miss this? Isn’t she scratching her head with her foot in panel one?

Pro Potential Passing camp teaches the QBs how to make professional quality passes at waitresses, car hops, barmaids, etc. “You cheat on me and I cheat on you. Tru love, Tru love. For you and I have a guardian angel, on earth, with nothing to do (since the flat tires, the rude mouth with the neer do wells, and the brush back pitches; let alone my issues with walking off curbs). But to give to me and to give to you STDs that test as blue.” Sniff, sniff, how romantic.

Or in P-2: Fly me, Marty Moon and let me #$%^ among the stars. Don’t it seem this story line’s from Jupiter or Mars. In other words lets read Dilbert. In other words Mr. Boffo, too.