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PRESS RELEASE: In its continuing program to cut costs and service you better, MegaCorpInsuranceGroup today announced it is closing the infirmary aboard the R.U. Sirius and will henceforth be delivering medical services in the cafeteria. Note: there may be slightly increased waiting times during meal periods.
In a related announcement, MegaCorpInsuranceGroup announced a 25 percent increase in executive bonuses, effective immediately.
ksoskins almost 15 years ago
Gee Brewster, maybe that’s why you have to wait forever to see a doctor. Maybe one of the cafeteria staff could give you a checkup instead.
AddADadaAdDad almost 15 years ago
Maybe they could check your vittles for you, Brewster.
Nebulous Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Yeah, that would be worse. By the way, Pam, what are you here to see the Doctor for?
Mungolikecookies almost 15 years ago
At least he was wearing underwear today,,,,
Jml58 almost 15 years ago
If he wants to see a doctor, he could try a golfcourse.
Little Miss Tink almost 15 years ago
He may silly as sand, but [Sighs] he’s hooooooooot! [Faints, Falls To The Ground]
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
Wait? You mean I have to wait now? What about this wonderful plan Washington had? Wait?
Ray_C almost 15 years ago
It could have been even worse. He could’ve mistaken it for the men’s room.
puddleglum1066 almost 15 years ago
PRESS RELEASE: In its continuing program to cut costs and service you better, MegaCorpInsuranceGroup today announced it is closing the infirmary aboard the R.U. Sirius and will henceforth be delivering medical services in the cafeteria. Note: there may be slightly increased waiting times during meal periods.
In a related announcement, MegaCorpInsuranceGroup announced a 25 percent increase in executive bonuses, effective immediately.
luvcmx almost 15 years ago
Service you better, the same way that bulls service cows.
mrsullenbeauty almost 15 years ago
A free show with lunch today. The R. U. Sirius is a good place to work.
Trebor39 almost 15 years ago
Brewster, just look straight ahead and cough.
captainedd almost 15 years ago
Just like Captain Kirk, Brewster will do anything to get out of a physical.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 15 years ago
“Dammit, Brewster, I’m a lunch lady, not a doctor!”
JP Steve Premium Member almost 15 years ago
So why isn’t Pam sitting around in her underwear?
Sherlock Watson almost 15 years ago
Good thing Cliff didn’t make that mistake; everyone would be losing their lunch.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen almost 6 years ago
There is a good chance he will never find out.