Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 31, 2015

WTF is going on in P1? Some of them seem to be rushing Tru and the rest are just kind of milling about.. It’s almost like when the coaches are there.

Tru got so much better in camp that the Milfs can play 7 on 7 with just 6 guys.

Does Rodney Curtis play for a Milford rival? Even in the Internet age, I don’t know why these kids would know who he was. Maybe True would keep up with the hot-shot recruits, but there’s no reason for the other players to.

P. 3 is tracking like a scene from Grease!Tell Me More

In all reeality , whose talking out of their arse in P 3 ? As an aside Mop is in Chicago for the masssive Lalapalooza cleanup .

Weeeee Doggies! The fair town of Milford reminds me of the cable show, Backyard Oil. Bubblin’ crude first at MCC and then at the high school. Stake your claim boys!

Will Boo feel a little extra zing? Or does Tru(e)‘s heart belong to Rodney? (Not that there’s anything wrong with that).

“You didn’t just go to camp to make s’mores!”

Or to stand around the campfire holding hands and singing “Kumbaya”— which, as we are frequently informed, is not the way to deal with one’s enemies.

I’m depressed with the lack of storylines that involve Mimi relaxing by the pool in the summer.

No way that scoliosis kid on the right is going to make the team in the fall.

P-3 yesterday we had Thorpnado, today the Blob makes an appearance. Boo has always looked scary. Think we can close out this storyline by Halloween? Or maybe we’ll get to see: Showerlantua.