Pickles by Brian Crane for July 20, 2015

Why doesn’t it put hair on your head Earl?

If it’s habanero sauce, that won’t put hair on your chest. ’Twill make you a sasquatch!

It’ll put hair on your chest. Or take it off. Whatever you want. I’m easy.

The green tobacco is more flavorful and will put less hair on your chest.

My dad used to tell my sister and me that all the time. To a five year old, it sounded like a great idea.

Nothin’ like a little Dave’s Insanity Sauce on the huevos in the morning, to put a curl in your mustache !

I hear about a hot sauce called ’ Slap Your Mama Hot Sauce ‘…Don’t know if it’s true.

As a female, I stay away from that stuff. Hair on my chest is not one of my goals. Llewellenbruce – exactly!

Every time they ran one of those annoying “New York City” commercials, I would reply with the same accent and inflection, “Camden New Jersey” (where Pace HQ is). I prefer Eric’s Sister (Helen) from Telephone, Texas (Hell on the Red). Helen the Red, Eric the Red. If I have to explain it to you, you couldn’t survive their sauce.

Tabasco, one of the many things which make life great.

I used to have curry sauce on my chips. It was lovely but I think I prefer chips without any sauces.

You will get hairs on your chest when you get a lot older, Nelson.

I think anyway.

xxx

i once saw “wrath of a woman scorned” hot sauce.