Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 15, 2015

Is 17% the difference between what Rodney is packing and what Tru(e) is … no, I can’t even think that. Plainly I need more sleep..Who could’ve possibly imagined that Bobby, Lumpy and Liesl could be the BEST story line of this year? Maybe I need a good stiff drink, and THEN more sleep.

Have Mop Will Travel is going to have a field day with P1 when he gets to work on MUT.

And the plot, such as it is, thickens from yesterday. Tru and Rodney clearly weren’t in this room since there was no evidence of a bunk bed. Maybe a little trip to the No Tell Motel?

Nice cameo from Thing in P1.

When, oh when will we get our annual gratuitous shot of Mimi in a bikini by the pool? The teenage boy still left in all of us, well except for Bitsy, longs for this.

Rodney really knows his guzintas, like 6 guzinta 100 17 times (16.67 to be specific)

All True has to do is take an offer from a school that isn’t recruiting any other quarterbacks, and he’s all set.

True is so fast, he can flip off the light and be in bed before the room gets dark.

#kidizzle, nice Jethro Bodine reference on guzintas……EllieMay

P3- Starry starry night. Paint your palette blue and grey. Look out on a Summer’s day. With eyes that know the darkness in my soul.

I never knew choosing a college was so stressful for gifted athletes. For the rest of us, we were just thankful if we got accepted.

Gah, this is so damn boring that it’s driving me nuts. I think Rub-Ham is doing this on purpose to try to make me give up. How many bromance and food jokes can I make? Don’t have time to do MUT now, will have to wait until later this afternoon. Hopefully some new inspiration will occur by then.

In all reality ," Ok True, you have Kent State, Ohio U, Bowling Green and Ohio State all in Ohio now pick the 2 closest big time programs nearest to Ohio and choose from these 6. "

“Ok, thanks I’ll sleep on it, sweet dreams .”

In all reality , meanwhile at the Thorp pool Mimi answers a call and hangs up, Gil asks who was it ? " It was some pervert heavy breathing, Gil. " Oh no that was John Pascoe, ne was call me from State today to tell me how things are going "says Gil. " My Bad , did your Viagra kick in yet ? "

What’d I tell you? Hello Big 10/12. P-3 Islamic moon over lightening with three “Diver Down” flags in the windows. Are R&W sending coded messages? or are Rodney and Tru being condemned?

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