Frank and Ernest by Thaves for August 30, 2015
August 29, 2015
August 31, 2015
Transcript:
Circus Frank: It's been fun working with these circus performers on their financial planning. Those clowns are serious savers! Ernest: Yeah, they've cut expenses by carpooling. Frank: The high-wire walker wants a portfolio with a mixture of stocks and bonds. Ernest: Having balance is her highest priority! Frank: And the lion tamer is interested only in very safe investments --- he has zero tolerance for more risk in his life. Ernest: Our last meeting today is with the trapeze artist. Frank: What is your net worth? Trapeze Artist: Every penny it cost!
TREEINTHEWIND almost 9 years ago
And how about the ring master? What’s his risk factor? He could use an umbrella policy in case of a rainout…….. Will it cover the cost of rain checks?
TREEINTHEWIND almost 9 years ago
The lions voice needs to be insured in case he loses it because of the constant harassment…………….
GuntherGrass almost 9 years ago
I get the point.
P51Strega almost 9 years ago
No junk bonds for the fire eater, he doesn’t want to get burned.
JudyAz almost 9 years ago
Nice stable CDs for the acrobats – they’ve had enough ups and downs
bj_strickland almost 9 years ago
Very nice add-ons in the comments folks! That’s one reason I love this particular strip!
Perkycat almost 9 years ago
Very funny today. I love these. Great comments.
ChessPirate almost 9 years ago
The High-Dive Artist wants maximum liquidity…
Jim Kerner almost 9 years ago
Stock it to me!
What? Me worried ? almost 9 years ago
The bearded lady would like to be in T-bills ! She does not want to be clipped by the market !
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
Stay the course…
bmonk almost 9 years ago
The juggler loves to keep lots of investments up in the air . . .