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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 18, 2010
Transcript:
Jeffrey: Ok, so now what? Should we open it? Danae: I dunno...maybe it's keeping the forces of evil from entering our world! Kate: Yeah, or......the forces of evil rule the world now and have the forces of purity, honesty, and goodness locked in that shed! So...if we open it, we'd either save the world, or destroy it... Danae: Ok...heads, we open it... Jeffrey: And here I was afraid you weren't going to take this seriously... Kate: Now I'm hoping it's filled with monkeys...
LordDogmore almost 15 years ago
And if stands on edge, the whole shed is filled with monkeys?
Ooops! Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Monkeys!
Logicman almost 15 years ago
Not the flying monkeys! Iâm melting! Iâm MELTING!
Kiba65 almost 15 years ago
Pole could be holding the shed up also!!!!!
ChuckTrent64 almost 15 years ago
They still havenât looked into the window.
grinstoya almost 15 years ago
I think Iâd take Peteys lead and just wander away too⊠mmm squirrels.
ksoskins almost 15 years ago
As everyone in the NBA knows, you donât want to mess with Shaq.
jnik23260 almost 15 years ago
Would it be too hard to look in the window?
green_engineer almost 15 years ago
Ahhh jnik23260 beat me to that comment! Anyway, canât wait to see where this story goes :)
Regarding the spammer, canât gocomics find a way of just bleeeping some of the words out? Itâs always the same ad so If the name or website is bleeped out, the ad becomes invalid.
P.s. itâs personal! Last time I commented on the spammer, I got flagged too grrr!
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Iâm hoping itâs just an out house.
hildigunnurr Premium Member almost 15 years ago
green_engineer, yes they ought to be able to do something of the sort.
silvrGrl123 almost 15 years ago
Hey green_engineer, I think thatâs a terrific idea. Hereâs hoping that gocomics agrees and does something.
(I canât figure out why anyone would flag someone for commenting on that #!@!! spammer, though.)
cdward almost 15 years ago
Iâm voting for evil lawnmower.
BTW, I thought about the window, but Iâm not sure theyâre tall enough to see in through it.
alan.gurka almost 15 years ago
So now we have Pandoraâs debating about opening the âboxâ in this modern fairy tale. I think theyâll open it (what good would all this tension be if they simply left well enough alone?) and some whimpy, adorable puppy or other creature will be in there, fooling them into its perceived innocence.
Now letâs kill that spammer! Iâm tired of seeing him on every comic I read.
DolphinGirl78 almost 15 years ago
The shadow in the window looks like a giant paw or my eyesight could be messed up⊠either way, looking forward to this one with baited breath! :D Well done Wiley!
Plods with ...âą almost 15 years ago
One or two holes, Grog?
Constantinepaleologos almost 15 years ago
If it really has forces of evil in it, youâd think Danae would be eager to open it.
wicky almost 15 years ago
Maybe the forces of ho-hum?
connanraspa almost 15 years ago
Itâs full of cats.
MobyD almost 15 years ago
My gawd, itâs full of stars!
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Does it matter, rac?
celeconecca almost 15 years ago
Iâm thinkinâ a shed filled with monkeys could be a fairly evil prospect!.
HowieL almost 15 years ago
Or worse, it could be filled with The Monkees Hey hey weâre The Mon SLAM!
Donna Haag almost 15 years ago
Schoedringers Shed
ImaginaryFriend almost 15 years ago
Monkeys - Hear no evil See no evil Speak no evil
ImaginaryFriend almost 15 years ago
I still say it is where Victoria is being kept.
Is there a crawl space? Does there appear to be any signs of digging?
Justice22 almost 15 years ago
I still think it is Jimmy Hoffa or Sasquatch.
jhouck99 almost 15 years ago
Petey and Lucy are nowhere to be seen â they obviously know something their humans donâtâŠ
palos almost 15 years ago
Perhaps the shed was built to hold up the piece of wood.
jsprat almost 15 years ago
Osama?
david5992 almost 15 years ago
Itâs obviously hiding the next plot device.
lazygrazer almost 15 years ago
Canât help but wonder how those two very obvious windows are gonna come into playâŠ.
sthakrar almost 15 years ago
Why donât they just look through the window?
Wildmustang1262 almost 15 years ago
The mysterious suspense kept going on and on and onâŠ. Sighhhhhhhh! We are still curious to know what inside the shed is?
Around 1 am, I saw something with the advertisement or selling a thing on the comment box while I read the messages on the comment boxes from yesterday. Now I am so glad someone else flagged on that! Whew!
Spyderred almost 15 years ago
The concept is a variant on the large red button saying âDo Not Pushâ.
artisanx almost 15 years ago
The Imaginaruim of Captain Eddy⊠With a half used roll of toilet paper and a newspaper that has tomorrowsâ comic displayed. Fiendish!
rdonj almost 15 years ago
a bird should steal the coin in midair
treered almost 15 years ago
Grandpa Pottsâ laboratory?
ububobu almost 15 years ago
OMG!! Itâs Jimmuh Carter!
DarthSequitur almost 15 years ago
Sarah Palinâs brain - the one that can see Russia from her place in Alaska.
DesultoryPhillipic almost 15 years ago
Obamaâs boyfriend. It leads to a bath house in Chicago.
Trebor39 almost 15 years ago
So, ImaginaryFriend, is that Victoriaâs Secret?
bmonk almost 15 years ago
When you are in doubt about what you really want to do, consider the case, and flip a coin. Not that you go by what the coin saysârather, as the coin is spinning in the air, and you hope that it comes down one way or âtother, you know what you really wantâŠ
ImaginaryFriend almost 15 years ago
Victoriaâs Secret? Good one!
Maybe will will find out what happen to the mother of the girlsâŠ
neeeurothrush almost 15 years ago
@rdonj - would that be the same bird that dropped the baguette?
fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Occamâs Razor: If they havenât done something as immediately obvious (to us) as look in the windows, thereâs probably some reason for it. The windows may simply be too dingy to see through.
If Wiley addresses the issue of windows, thatâs fine. If he doesnât, Iâm not about to fault him for it.
trying2keepup almost 15 years ago
Maybe itâs a smoke monster disguised as John Locke
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 15 years ago
And will they be evolution-proof monkeys this time?
Good one Clark Kent!! Or maybe itâs the bunker we saw them shoving our fearless leader, W, into on 9/11.
Letâs hope we have a male taking the bait this time â so females wonât get the blame again.
hildigunnurr Premium Member over 14 years ago
trying2keepup, good one :D