PreTeena by Allison Barrows for April 10, 2021

I’ve been through the repeats enough times to stop reading Pre-Teena daily. I’ll always have 4/21/18 to look back at fondly.

It’s a toss-up who’s the more narcissistic—Jeri or Trump! Of course, Jeri is fictional.

Back to normal! (well .. ‘normal’ for Jeri, anyway)

The added ten pounds would help her skinny body

Someone needs to invent a camera that would add brain cells.

Teena has a huge built-in advantage over Jeri: she’s a redhead! (OK, just my personal preference)

Also, 10 pounds doesn’t sound like very much, but on someone as skinny as Jeri, I suppose it would make a big difference.

Don’t worry, Jeri. You carry it well.