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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 03, 2015
September 02, 2015
September 04, 2015
Transcript:
Bernice: hi, hair. Remember me? Bernice Halper? I'm your new RA and- Hair: Bee! you're the RA?! Awesome! Bernice: oh-uh, hair? You can't nail stuff on the walls. or burn candles. Or-is that a drum set?
Text: PARTAY!!!
See what I mean? The minds around there only hear the word âpar-tayâ whenever Bernice shows up. And also, no matter what she says. If only she hadnât been so eager to âlet looseâ that day that spontaneous gathering happened⊠and now, Bernice=Bash Babe !!!! â Also ironic that heâs in room 222âŠ. â Well, he canât be half bad if Ziggy hangs around here⊠not to mention Godzilla.. â More of Gregâs Beatles⊠and a special guest appearnce by Alfred. Probably there to hide the wall, after it got Cracked âŠBoy will Bernice be Mad after thisâŠ.
Whatâs the most exotic country youâve been to?1) 9 votes â Other2) 6 votes â Some Asian country3) 5 votes â Some other European country4) 1 vote â Nowhere. Never left momâs house5) 1 vote â Nowhere. Never left my home country6) 1 vote â EnglandOther: The Marshall Islands &/or Wake Island; Antarctica; Alaska!; Ollieandstan; Montreal; Nepal; Brazil; places that Iâve dreamed aboutâŠ.; All that Iâve lived in or visited: AUT, CAN, GBR, FRA, GER, JPN, KOR
âDonât Let Your Hair DownââRoses Are Red, Violations Are Nothing NewââInfractions And Decibels Are MultiplyingââNever A Candle MomentââAll For Fun, And A Fun Four WallsââCymbal Of His AffectionââNailed ItââTake His Punisher Like A FanââA Dez-play Of Double StandardsââItâs A Double Lit Candle, BernââThose In Glass Dorms Should Not Throw StonesââHypo-critical ThinkingâorâAdvice Gripâ
Interesting that Bernice is telling Hair he canât do all the things that Dez does, like nailing things to the wall and burning candles. Selective enforcement?
Iâm sorry, but this doesnât make sense. RAâs are normally more advanced students who advise younger students. So far it looks like Bernice is only serving as an RA for students who are her classmates.
Of course, itâs been a looonnnggg time since college for me, but I canât remember any of the RAs walking âroundsâ with a book of rules. They mostly invited us to their room for little get togethers and talks about stuff like how it felt to be away from home on our own for the first time, and what happened when we ruined our laundry by putting everything in at once to save moneyâŠ
Moony Uni must be quite the upscale joint. No way could I have fit a drum set into my dorm room. I did have room for the same Abbey Road poster, though.
Poor RA Bernice! Strike 2! Tiff wanted a party, and now Hair wants a party. This is not going well for the new RA. How long will she be able to, or want to, hold on to this job?
I know Bernice doesnât want to be an ogre to her friends, which is a good thing, cause sheâs just cute trying to enforce the rules, which isnât exactly getting the job done. This story line could go a lot of ways, lots of potential. I wanna see Tiff side with Bernice at the big party when she sees Bernice reduced to tears of frustration.
JPuzzleWhiz:Yesterday you posted this to me:My statement: ââŠsort of like âErik the Redâ is the name for themidevil Viking explorer, Erik Thorvaldsson.âYour Reply: âThe word is medieval.âYes, you are correct. I also knew and meant to type âmedievalâ. It was simply a typographical error which was due to me typing a comment out very quickly and not checking it prior to posting.
Ugh, the âNeo-Hippie-Knute Subsituteâ is back. BAH!Wotta bunch of SAPS!Hey, Bern? You Know what THIS Campus NEEDS?Some Good Old Fashsion âStudent Unrest.ââŠ., Followed by LIBERAL Use of Tear GasâŠ.,
The last time we saw Hair, Piro, Viper, and Sun was mid-October 2014. Maybe some of them are no longer living in the dorm, so weâll never see them again. Maybe we can meet a different crew of characters this year, and some of them will make a more favorable impression on the readers that the previous bunch seems to have done.
Why was Bernice picked to be RA? She apparently doesnât know the other students in the dorm, if she has to introduce herself and ask if they remember her.
Isnât Hair a little anachronistic? I mean Ziggy? Alfred E Newman?? Abby Road??? I mean those posters were out of fashion when I went to college and Iâm older than dirt.
when Bern gets back to her room and finds all the masks nailed to the wall how is she going to tell her own room-mate to take them all down? Maybe Dez will give Bern a lesson on how to lighten up a bit.
thereâs one âruleâ in life that Bern probably hasnât yet learned. Itâs called âpick your battlesâ. A lot of these little ones in her RA guide book are just not going to be worth it, unless she wants to become an armed guard and with no friends.
Wow! Iâll have to check out Funky (havenât followed it in a long time) if the trolls are calling themselves by the names of posters here. Come to think of it, we had someone doing that before on Comics Kingdom, I thinkâŠ
Maybe itâs because itâs been a hard dayâ physically, emotionally, professionally. But todayâs strip with Hair having his tongue hanging out is just too much. If I were 20 and in Bern shoes, itâd be an adventure. But looking at it as I sit her slowly sagging into the floor, this is full of foreboding. Help. I need to see a squirrel.
Reminds me of my first semesterâ in an all womanâs dorm. First two weeks my floor mates and I would go out for a beer, checking out the guys, etc. A month later, knee deep in studying, one of my floor mates looked at me with concern, âWhat happened to you? Youâre not any fun any more.â Sorry, but Iâm here to study. And we never all went out againâ most of my floor mates dropped out at the semester.
Even though they currently donât have an auditorium in which to perform, and they are so inept at set design that they have to scrap dance numbers from their musical productions unless an inexperienced local high school girl who has never taken a class there can show them how to do it.
I donât mean that Bernice and Hair are enrolled in the same courses (I suspect that Hair might not show up in the classroom that often). I just mean that they are in the same class year, because they both started at Moony U. in the fall of last year. (Unless Hair has been at the university even longer than Bernice has, which is also a possibility. Iâm not going to speculate about his academic standing.)-Maybe the RA position at Moony is indeed focused on enforcing the dorm rules, as opposed to counseling the freshmen. But I would think Bernice would be more interested in the counseling aspect, given that her career goal is to be a guidance counselor. And based on what we have seen so far, itâs going to be difficult for her if she has to focus on the rule-enforcing side of the job.
Bern is bent out of shape by someoneâs burning candles and having things nailed to the wall. And a drum set? Just how do you suppose she react if she went into a room where a student had something truly bad, like a meth lab?
Somehow, I canât imagine that someone like Hair, who nails things to the wall and has a Gozilla-shaped candle holder is a big enough Ziggy fan to hang a poster on the wall.
âwait till she gets to Pyroâs room !!â^Pyroâs room is whomever draws the short straw, and happens to have a gathering in their room. Thatâs probably how he got his âdorm assignmentââŠ. â Either that, or he is the âunlisted âreal world advisorââ⊠or, in other words, probably just sneaked his way onto campus, and never registered for a classâŠ
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
I see Hair adores Ziggy.
JayBluE over 9 years ago
See what I mean? The minds around there only hear the word âpar-tayâ whenever Bernice shows up. And also, no matter what she says. If only she hadnât been so eager to âlet looseâ that day that spontaneous gathering happened⊠and now, Bernice=Bash Babe !!!! â Also ironic that heâs in room 222âŠ. â Well, he canât be half bad if Ziggy hangs around here⊠not to mention Godzilla.. â More of Gregâs Beatles⊠and a special guest appearnce by Alfred. Probably there to hide the wall, after it got Cracked âŠBoy will Bernice be Mad after thisâŠ.
Ida No over 9 years ago
New poll up: What was your RA like?
Whatâs the most exotic country youâve been to?1) 9 votes â Other2) 6 votes â Some Asian country3) 5 votes â Some other European country4) 1 vote â Nowhere. Never left momâs house5) 1 vote â Nowhere. Never left my home country6) 1 vote â EnglandOther: The Marshall Islands &/or Wake Island; Antarctica; Alaska!; Ollieandstan; Montreal; Nepal; Brazil; places that Iâve dreamed aboutâŠ.; All that Iâve lived in or visited: AUT, CAN, GBR, FRA, GER, JPN, KOR
Lilikoi70 over 9 years ago
Bern has her work cut out for her.
JayBluE over 9 years ago
âDonât Let Your Hair DownââRoses Are Red, Violations Are Nothing NewââInfractions And Decibels Are MultiplyingââNever A Candle MomentââAll For Fun, And A Fun Four WallsââCymbal Of His AffectionââNailed ItââTake His Punisher Like A FanââA Dez-play Of Double StandardsââItâs A Double Lit Candle, BernââThose In Glass Dorms Should Not Throw StonesââHypo-critical ThinkingâorâAdvice Gripâ
Argythree over 9 years ago
Interesting that Bernice is telling Hair he canât do all the things that Dez does, like nailing things to the wall and burning candles. Selective enforcement?
Kymberleigh over 9 years ago
So does this mean the next two strips are going to be her visiting Viper and Sun?
I guess these characters werenât as âwritten out of the comicâ as we thought they were.
gromit82 over 9 years ago
Iâm sorry, but this doesnât make sense. RAâs are normally more advanced students who advise younger students. So far it looks like Bernice is only serving as an RA for students who are her classmates.
Argythree over 9 years ago
LOL!!!
Argythree over 9 years ago
Of course, itâs been a looonnnggg time since college for me, but I canât remember any of the RAs walking âroundsâ with a book of rules. They mostly invited us to their room for little get togethers and talks about stuff like how it felt to be away from home on our own for the first time, and what happened when we ruined our laundry by putting everything in at once to save moneyâŠ
SF1972 over 9 years ago
The first lesson in being an RA: NOBODY listens to the RA. They only work to avoid getting caught.
Dreamdeer over 9 years ago
What doe RA stand for? I never went to a 4-year college.
jeff_e over 9 years ago
Moony Uni must be quite the upscale joint. No way could I have fit a drum set into my dorm room. I did have room for the same Abbey Road poster, though.
phylum over 9 years ago
iâll still bring the chipsâŠand by golly i just might not be the dip at the par tayâŠ.
Rayodeluz over 9 years ago
RA is resident assistant
Aqsnt over 9 years ago
Like stepping on a bug. Squish.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Poor RA Bernice! Strike 2! Tiff wanted a party, and now Hair wants a party. This is not going well for the new RA. How long will she be able to, or want to, hold on to this job?
thetraveller4 over 9 years ago
Seems to me this job was foisted on her because no one else wanted it!
reedkomicks Premium Member over 9 years ago
What me worry?
Gerry Lee over 9 years ago
I know Bernice doesnât want to be an ogre to her friends, which is a good thing, cause sheâs just cute trying to enforce the rules, which isnât exactly getting the job done. This story line could go a lot of ways, lots of potential. I wanna see Tiff side with Bernice at the big party when she sees Bernice reduced to tears of frustration.
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 9 years ago
JPuzzleWhiz:Yesterday you posted this to me:My statement: ââŠsort of like âErik the Redâ is the name for themidevil Viking explorer, Erik Thorvaldsson.âYour Reply: âThe word is medieval.âYes, you are correct. I also knew and meant to type âmedievalâ. It was simply a typographical error which was due to me typing a comment out very quickly and not checking it prior to posting.
2Goldfish over 9 years ago
Like that guy is really in collegeâŠ
Mordock999 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Ugh, the âNeo-Hippie-Knute Subsituteâ is back. BAH!Wotta bunch of SAPS!Hey, Bern? You Know what THIS Campus NEEDS?Some Good Old Fashsion âStudent Unrest.ââŠ., Followed by LIBERAL Use of Tear GasâŠ.,
Willow Mt Lyon over 9 years ago
I hope this ends with Bern throwing in the towel. Otherwise she is going to be miserable.
3pibgorn9 over 9 years ago
I donât think Bernice is up to this.
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 9 years ago
@JPuzzleWhiz from yesterday:
âHave you ever posted a comment on the comic strip âFunky Winkerbeanâ over at Comics Kingdom? I really need to know, seriously.â
Nope. Why â is there a new sheriff in town?
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 9 years ago
@Pipe from yesterday: youâll get your answer tomorrow (Friday)
SavingGrace over 9 years ago
Meanwhile, letâs solve the Quill and Pru Problem.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
> And heâs a fan of The Phantom, as his shirt seems to indicateâŠ>Surely thatâs a Punisher emblem, not a Phantom one.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
The last time we saw Hair, Piro, Viper, and Sun was mid-October 2014. Maybe some of them are no longer living in the dorm, so weâll never see them again. Maybe we can meet a different crew of characters this year, and some of them will make a more favorable impression on the readers that the previous bunch seems to have done.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Has any college student, ever, had a poster of Ziggy? Surely this must be some sort of parody / irony gag poster, right?
seismic-2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Why was Bernice picked to be RA? She apparently doesnât know the other students in the dorm, if she has to introduce herself and ask if they remember her.
dre7861 over 9 years ago
Isnât Hair a little anachronistic? I mean Ziggy? Alfred E Newman?? Abby Road??? I mean those posters were out of fashion when I went to college and Iâm older than dirt.
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 9 years ago
Heck with the posters. A poorly painted âGo-zirrahâ model makes the ultimate statement.
reedkomicks Premium Member over 9 years ago
The only thing in that room from this century is the phone. And the kid.
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 9 years ago
Dave, I do hope that Sun and the rest of Dezâs crew show back up. They were interesting. And I am ok with however Sun looks.
RSH over 9 years ago
when Bern gets back to her room and finds all the masks nailed to the wall how is she going to tell her own room-mate to take them all down? Maybe Dez will give Bern a lesson on how to lighten up a bit.
RSH over 9 years ago
thereâs one âruleâ in life that Bern probably hasnât yet learned. Itâs called âpick your battlesâ. A lot of these little ones in her RA guide book are just not going to be worth it, unless she wants to become an armed guard and with no friends.
Tarredandfeathered over 9 years ago
Bernie is about to lose her âAwesomeâ status when she Shuts the Partay Down..
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 9 years ago
re Comics Kingdom: I never even knew that site existed. What day did that happen?
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 9 years ago
re Comics Kingdom: check that â I didnât recognize it at first as King Featuresâ site. Still, havenât been there in a looong time.
Argy.Bargy2 over 9 years ago
Wow! Iâll have to check out Funky (havenât followed it in a long time) if the trolls are calling themselves by the names of posters here. Come to think of it, we had someone doing that before on Comics Kingdom, I thinkâŠ
Darryl Heine over 9 years ago
Appearances by Ziggy and Alfred E. Newman.
ACTIVIST1234 over 9 years ago
Maybe itâs because itâs been a hard dayâ physically, emotionally, professionally. But todayâs strip with Hair having his tongue hanging out is just too much. If I were 20 and in Bern shoes, itâd be an adventure. But looking at it as I sit her slowly sagging into the floor, this is full of foreboding. Help. I need to see a squirrel.
ACTIVIST1234 over 9 years ago
Reminds me of my first semesterâ in an all womanâs dorm. First two weeks my floor mates and I would go out for a beer, checking out the guys, etc. A month later, knee deep in studying, one of my floor mates looked at me with concern, âWhat happened to you? Youâre not any fun any more.â Sorry, but Iâm here to study. And we never all went out againâ most of my floor mates dropped out at the semester.
Airman over 9 years ago
Iâm too generation gapped to even venture an opinion on that freak house. I assume serious study must be done in some place other than a dorm.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Even though they currently donât have an auditorium in which to perform, and they are so inept at set design that they have to scrap dance numbers from their musical productions unless an inexperienced local high school girl who has never taken a class there can show them how to do it.
gromit82 over 9 years ago
I donât mean that Bernice and Hair are enrolled in the same courses (I suspect that Hair might not show up in the classroom that often). I just mean that they are in the same class year, because they both started at Moony U. in the fall of last year. (Unless Hair has been at the university even longer than Bernice has, which is also a possibility. Iâm not going to speculate about his academic standing.)-Maybe the RA position at Moony is indeed focused on enforcing the dorm rules, as opposed to counseling the freshmen. But I would think Bernice would be more interested in the counseling aspect, given that her career goal is to be a guidance counselor. And based on what we have seen so far, itâs going to be difficult for her if she has to focus on the rule-enforcing side of the job.
RSH over 9 years ago
letâs seeâŠâwhat will be behind door number 3? Piro, Sun, Viper?
seismic-2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Bern is bent out of shape by someoneâs burning candles and having things nailed to the wall. And a drum set? Just how do you suppose she react if she went into a room where a student had something truly bad, like a meth lab?
Andrew Bosch Premium Member over 9 years ago
Somehow, I canât imagine that someone like Hair, who nails things to the wall and has a Gozilla-shaped candle holder is a big enough Ziggy fan to hang a poster on the wall.
Argythree over 9 years ago
SPOILER ALERT
Bernice turns to her roomie for enforcement reinforcement, but finds no such thingâŠ
JayBluE over 9 years ago
(Ziggy With It:) Mostly, I missed it, cos I didnât think of it⊠Lol!
JayBluE over 9 years ago
âwait till she gets to Pyroâs room !!â^Pyroâs room is whomever draws the short straw, and happens to have a gathering in their room. Thatâs probably how he got his âdorm assignmentââŠ. â Either that, or he is the âunlisted âreal world advisorââ⊠or, in other words, probably just sneaked his way onto campus, and never registered for a classâŠ
JayBluE over 9 years ago
LOL!! Good one!!!