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Leapinâ lizards! Tracy is one fine acrobat! Liz calls for assistance! I wonder how many will come? She already has the entire police force in the auditoriumâŚ
Apparently when the plane pitched forward it threw DT (dumb Twit) sideways into the previously broken cockpit, probably right onto the control panel where DT had some unintended proctology applied which has left him limp and floping one arm. Talk about a one in a million shot. DT sure is one lucky fellow!!
And after all the effort Spacy put into repairing the cockpit glass, itâs broke again, but small price to pay, some of the drawings had the cockpit in front of the wings, so if heâd been in one of those planes, wellâŚâŚ
So, we have 3 fatalities in a strip run by a syndicate that forbids violence and bloodshed in it? And whatâs worse, a story that makes not the least bit of sense. And a lead character that can teleport.
Well now we know how much respect Sam (doesnât) have for Dumb Twit, as he is NOT rushing to see whether or not DT is OK, needs help, etc. etc. Typical bureaucrat.
In panel one, Samâs profile looks like heâs grown a goatee on his chin. Well, that explains what heâs been doing for the month or so that heâs been sitting in his seat at the play, I guessâŚ
@ SmithRAâon a million-to-one shot, remember the law of large numbers which can say million-to-one odds can be achieved over 280 times a day in the US, and in 3 out of 3 panels of DTâŚ
Iâm losing track of all the inconsistenciesâŚmaybe Locher writes this for 5 year olds who he thinks wonât remember the details. Remember, itâs been over 75 years since he was that ageâŚ
I found gocomics only 7 months ago. Iâve struggled through DTâs lame scrips and bad drawings, simply because of the responses from fellow readers that remember the classic Tracy. Iâve even commented a couple of times. But this is absolutely the most juvenile, idiotic, poor excuse for an adventure strip Iâve ever seen. Maybe it is written and drawn for 5 year olds. But Family Circusâ âkidâ draws much better and it makes sense. What do I do? Stop reading it? Itâs almost like passing a wreck. You gaze wondering what happened. What has hapenned to our Tracy?
Remember what happens when a cop calls in squads, paramedics, & backups in this strip. Will anybody show up at all? Or will there be a token response that disappears without a trace as soon as it becomes inconvenient for the criminals? Gentlemen, place your betsâŚ.
TMS is definitely getting its moneyâs worth out of Locher and Brozman. Usually you have to have a large staff to get as many continuity errors as they pack into each dayâs strip.
Hey, is Tracy trying to flash a âshakaâ sign, but is too
tired from jumping in and out of the cockpit to flash it
properly. Or maybe he wants to flash that other kind of
sign to Liz and Sam for being so slow in coming to his aid.
I guess weâll never know what Anja Nuâs motive was for
trying to kill Tracy other than him and Blank spoiling her
play.
In the Science Theater, the circus was in town
The freaks were happening, all that was missing was the clown
But he has run off and hasnât really been missed
When he realizes this he just may be sorely pissed
The body on the stage lies there for all to see
His contribution to the strip is just a memory
The deadly shots were sounds that were never heard
Just another rendering from the king of the truly absurd
You know that a comic strip really is a dud
When the sound a crashing plane makes is only just a thud
Lizz and Sam stroll slowly to the scene
There is no hurry, probably nothing to be seen
With astonishment, they gaze upon the wreck
They cannot believe they must participate in this loathsome dreck
Summoning reinforcements, Lizz forcefully takes command
She doesnât want the situation to get further out of hand
But what dangling from the fuselage do we see
Itâs the arm and feeble hand of little Dickey T
From the wing, to the gunners seat in just a single leap
Man, I cannot believe someoneâs getting paid for writing all this bleep
He will emerge safe and sound, his hair a little mussed
Just another development that soundly will be cussed
When one looks back at the stories of the past few years
Is it any wonder that the comments are filled with peoples jeers?
But a new story will soon begin, we will wait with bated breath
Will this be the one that brings us Tracyâs death?
I truly feel sorry for brownceb and his inner conflict over modern Dick Tracy !
Were readers to take it seriously it would be a reason to cry.
Better to think of it as a daily visit to an âAmusement Parkâ ⌠as Locher no longer appears to take it seriously and threw in the âtowelâ a long time ago, focusing more on sticking in one PUN per day. But itâs the QUALITY and VARIETY of COMMENT that brings readers BACK⌠for their morning chuckle with a cup of coffee.
And to appreciate most, you have to read the strip !
There can only be one explanation for all thisâLocher is an evil genius whoâs trying to drive us all crazyâŚno one could unintentionally be so dimwittedâŚ
Another winner. I laughed out loud. My favorite parts:
âYou know that a comic strip really is a dud
âWhen the sound a crashing plane makes is only just a thudâ
âWhen one looks back at the stories of the past few years
âIs it any wonder that the comments are filled with peoples jeers?
âBut a new story will soon begin, we will wait with bated breath
âWill this be the one that brings us Tracyâs death?â
FLIGHT SUIT over 14 years ago
SoâŚ
Tracy was standing on the wing when the plane began to fall, and then he somehow fell back into the cockpit and slid it shut?
Vista Bill Raley and Comet⢠over 14 years ago
Leapinâ lizards! Tracy is one fine acrobat! Liz calls for assistance! I wonder how many will come? She already has the entire police force in the auditoriumâŚ
shirttailslim over 14 years ago
Interestingly confusing. The museum is a place of miracles, it seems.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Oh, for Peteâs sake, I canât believe the lame lines that liz has today.
margueritem over 14 years ago
âMorning, VB! Nice to see you here tonight.
Steve Bartholomew over 14 years ago
I sure hope Tracy remembered his seat belt.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet⢠over 14 years ago
Good morning, margueritem!
Panel-Panner over 14 years ago
Good morning, all, here at the DT Wikipania.
Panel 2: âQuick, Dorothy â grab the ruby slippers!â
Panel-Panner over 14 years ago
Panel 3: How seriously injured is Tracy? Could this latest adventure be called âA Farewell To Arms?â
Panel-Panner over 14 years ago
Liz is calling in squads and paramedics. With the psychedelic Science Museum, donât forget to also call in the metaphysicians.
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
Tell the Medics to bring an extra large spatula to scrape up Anja Nu. LIZ!
Panel-Panner over 14 years ago
I think Locher really Stuka to us with this lame ending.
Panel-Panner over 14 years ago
Rightwingmoron - donât get my hopes up with such speculation.
Mooooooooon Maid!
Roger Smith over 14 years ago
Bad Pun Panel-Panner.
Apparently when the plane pitched forward it threw DT (dumb Twit) sideways into the previously broken cockpit, probably right onto the control panel where DT had some unintended proctology applied which has left him limp and floping one arm. Talk about a one in a million shot. DT sure is one lucky fellow!!
veldy over 14 years ago
And after all the effort Spacy put into repairing the cockpit glass, itâs broke again, but small price to pay, some of the drawings had the cockpit in front of the wings, so if heâd been in one of those planes, wellâŚâŚ
andy.vaughn over 14 years ago
The art just continues to amaze me! Samâs profile looks like itâs sliding down the panel! And that armâŚa 5 year old could do betterâŚhonestly!
fishbulb over 14 years ago
So, we have 3 fatalities in a strip run by a syndicate that forbids violence and bloodshed in it? And whatâs worse, a story that makes not the least bit of sense. And a lead character that can teleport.
brine Premium Member over 14 years ago
I am amazed that Liz(z) can cast a shadow that looks like a distorted Sam!!!
Morrow Cummings over 14 years ago
Genius! Sheer genius!
sydney over 14 years ago
Where is Tracy ?
And whoâs arm is that from the Stuka waving a WHITE handkerchief ?
CyberV over 14 years ago
âThank you, Thing.â
Looks like the axe damage to the cockpit is back. Amazing. And all it took was a fall to the floor to do it.
Clevite Kid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Well now we know how much respect Sam (doesnât) have for Dumb Twit, as he is NOT rushing to see whether or not DT is OK, needs help, etc. etc. Typical bureaucrat.
puddleglum1066 over 14 years ago
In panel one, Samâs profile looks like heâs grown a goatee on his chin. Well, that explains what heâs been doing for the month or so that heâs been sitting in his seat at the play, I guessâŚ
DatBigGuy Premium Member over 14 years ago
LOL Sydney!
@ SmithRAâon a million-to-one shot, remember the law of large numbers which can say million-to-one odds can be achieved over 280 times a day in the US, and in 3 out of 3 panels of DTâŚ
Iâm losing track of all the inconsistenciesâŚmaybe Locher writes this for 5 year olds who he thinks wonât remember the details. Remember, itâs been over 75 years since he was that ageâŚ
browngsa over 14 years ago
I found gocomics only 7 months ago. Iâve struggled through DTâs lame scrips and bad drawings, simply because of the responses from fellow readers that remember the classic Tracy. Iâve even commented a couple of times. But this is absolutely the most juvenile, idiotic, poor excuse for an adventure strip Iâve ever seen. Maybe it is written and drawn for 5 year olds. But Family Circusâ âkidâ draws much better and it makes sense. What do I do? Stop reading it? Itâs almost like passing a wreck. You gaze wondering what happened. What has hapenned to our Tracy?
CougarAllen over 14 years ago
Remember what happens when a cop calls in squads, paramedics, & backups in this strip. Will anybody show up at all? Or will there be a token response that disappears without a trace as soon as it becomes inconvenient for the criminals? Gentlemen, place your betsâŚ.
-Cougar :{)
jumbobrain over 14 years ago
TMS is definitely getting its moneyâs worth out of Locher and Brozman. Usually you have to have a large staff to get as many continuity errors as they pack into each dayâs strip.
akado2000 over 14 years ago
Hey, is Tracy trying to flash a âshakaâ sign, but is too tired from jumping in and out of the cockpit to flash it properly. Or maybe he wants to flash that other kind of sign to Liz and Sam for being so slow in coming to his aid. I guess weâll never know what Anja Nuâs motive was for trying to kill Tracy other than him and Blank spoiling her play.
shirttailslim over 14 years ago
This strip needs a new two-part name. Dick Tracy-Comic Comments.
That is where the fun lies, in the comments.
dstufff over 14 years ago
In panel 2, the entire forward portion of the plane, including the canopy, is disintegrated. Where did the canopy with the arm in panel 3 come from?
The inconsistencies in the strip are absolutely ridiculous!
wndrwrthg over 14 years ago
In the Science Theater, the circus was in town The freaks were happening, all that was missing was the clown But he has run off and hasnât really been missed When he realizes this he just may be sorely pissed The body on the stage lies there for all to see His contribution to the strip is just a memory The deadly shots were sounds that were never heard Just another rendering from the king of the truly absurd You know that a comic strip really is a dud When the sound a crashing plane makes is only just a thud Lizz and Sam stroll slowly to the scene There is no hurry, probably nothing to be seen With astonishment, they gaze upon the wreck They cannot believe they must participate in this loathsome dreck Summoning reinforcements, Lizz forcefully takes command She doesnât want the situation to get further out of hand But what dangling from the fuselage do we see Itâs the arm and feeble hand of little Dickey T From the wing, to the gunners seat in just a single leap Man, I cannot believe someoneâs getting paid for writing all this bleep He will emerge safe and sound, his hair a little mussed Just another development that soundly will be cussed When one looks back at the stories of the past few years Is it any wonder that the comments are filled with peoples jeers? But a new story will soon begin, we will wait with bated breath Will this be the one that brings us Tracyâs death?
sydney over 14 years ago
I truly feel sorry for brownceb and his inner conflict over modern Dick Tracy !
Were readers to take it seriously it would be a reason to cry.
Better to think of it as a daily visit to an âAmusement Parkâ ⌠as Locher no longer appears to take it seriously and threw in the âtowelâ a long time ago, focusing more on sticking in one PUN per day. But itâs the QUALITY and VARIETY of COMMENT that brings readers BACK ⌠for their morning chuckle with a cup of coffee.
And to appreciate most, you have to read the strip !
margueritem over 14 years ago
Another good on, BB. ââŚlittle Dickey Tâ LOL!
OldTracy over 14 years ago
Whew!! I was afraid he was dead!!
Groundzero over 14 years ago
Youâre ALL wrongâTracy cut the cable and flew the plane into AnjaâQuick thinking Dick!
countoftowergrove over 14 years ago
WTF?
Araldite over 14 years ago
What a bunch of BS. A fantasizing three year old could come up with a better story than this.
Morrow Cummings over 14 years ago
Marg. whereâs BB?
trickdacy over 14 years ago
spam flagged
shirttailslim over 14 years ago
Yes! The offspring of a female mutt is back with a much mure obnoxious spam. Flag this S.O.B, any time you run across him/her!!!
trekkermint over 14 years ago
heâs waving hi - wave back
doing it good for someone whose hand now has the thumb and pinky even
unamuno22 over 14 years ago
There can only be one explanation for all thisâLocher is an evil genius whoâs trying to drive us all crazyâŚno one could unintentionally be so dimwittedâŚ
Panel-Panner over 14 years ago
WW:
Another winner. I laughed out loud. My favorite parts:
âYou know that a comic strip really is a dud âWhen the sound a crashing plane makes is only just a thudâ
âWhen one looks back at the stories of the past few years âIs it any wonder that the comments are filled with peoples jeers? âBut a new story will soon begin, we will wait with bated breath âWill this be the one that brings us Tracyâs death?â
Roger Smith over 14 years ago
Another one for the collected works of WW. When are you going to publish? You could sell at least a dozen or two copies to us comics junkies.