Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 31, 2015
August 30, 2015
September 01, 2015
Transcript:
Janis: My loaves are so dense and heavy! Why doesn't my bread have spring?!
Arlo: It smells great! It looks good to me!
Arlo: What's the problem?
Arlo: Maybe it's the yeast!
Excellent observation. Ageism, racism, and sexism are deeply embedded in our cultures. It’s supposed to be funny when someone on the oppressed end of the -ism receives some payback.
I agree with you in the general sense of what you are saying, but in this case Janis just knocked Arlo with a dense loaf of bread. The pain signs are for pure comedic purpose (and I agree the taste is questionable), as she can obviously make her point without causing real pain. That is very, very different from “slapping the snot out of” someone, regardless of their sex. In other words: this strip is in no way even close to Maggie beating up Jiggs with a rolling pin in Bringing Up Father.
Well, I agree with John Smith, and beg to disagree with the dissenters. I was going to say the same thing as he did, but always feel like a big old brunt when I don’t go along with the “It’s only a comic, haw, haw, haw” crowd. I also don’t like how Opal can push over Earl’s easy chair while he’s in it, but not vice versa. Or the greeting cards that slam men. Men have their faults, but I don’t feel that this excuses such bias.
Yeast is tricky. The stuff has to be fresh (read the date on the package!) and the water temp has to be just so. I’ve had her exact same experience, in part because I trusted a bread making machine to do the work for me.
I don’t believe it was appropriate for Janis to hit Arlo. Just isn’t. That’s why you have language. Use it. Show how hard it is in many different ways.
I “had” a bread making machine. Had is the operative word here. At any rate, a rolling pin was softer than that bread was. Dropped it on the floor to see if it would bounce. Now I have cracked floor tiles. LOL
Musty RangerThey are both anti-American. Might as well toss the hammer and sickle in there too, although that may have been stolen from the Socialists like the fist salute, Internationale, and “socialist” as used only in the old Soviet bloc, USA, and branch-plant Canadians.
“A double standard? Hypocrisy? Hey Jimmy, I dare you to draw one where Arlo slaps the snot out of Janis and then see how funny everyone thinks that is.”
.You just like to see women abused..Never dare anyone to do something you don’t want done.
Varnes about 9 years ago
I don’t know what it means, but it’s the yeast he cold do….
finkd about 9 years ago
Maybe she could use it as a rolling pin.
Reppr Premium Member about 9 years ago
Janis is so kneady.
ralphyork666 about 9 years ago
Love the Confederate Battle Flag avatar!
Arianne about 9 years ago
As Doctor Smith’s French cousin might say… oh, le pain!
doublepaw about 9 years ago
Anyone displaying a Nazi flag?
Doctor_McCoy about 9 years ago
Janis needs a lesson on how to make it rise.
Dani Rice about 9 years ago
Mix the yeast with 1 cup of warm water and a teaspoon of sugar. If it foams, it’s good, and just add it to the flour. If not, toss it.
ScullyUFO about 9 years ago
Excellent observation. Ageism, racism, and sexism are deeply embedded in our cultures. It’s supposed to be funny when someone on the oppressed end of the -ism receives some payback.
ScullyUFO about 9 years ago
I meant gives, not receives. Ooops.
ralphyork666 about 9 years ago
One can only hope for Arlo’s sake that the baking yeast is the only yeast problem that Janis has.
Strod about 9 years ago
I agree with you in the general sense of what you are saying, but in this case Janis just knocked Arlo with a dense loaf of bread. The pain signs are for pure comedic purpose (and I agree the taste is questionable), as she can obviously make her point without causing real pain. That is very, very different from “slapping the snot out of” someone, regardless of their sex. In other words: this strip is in no way even close to Maggie beating up Jiggs with a rolling pin in Bringing Up Father.
morningglory73 Premium Member about 9 years ago
I tried making bread from scratch….they could’ve been used as boat anchors.
ARLOS DAD about 9 years ago
Aromatic door stop….
Gokie5 about 9 years ago
Well, I agree with John Smith, and beg to disagree with the dissenters. I was going to say the same thing as he did, but always feel like a big old brunt when I don’t go along with the “It’s only a comic, haw, haw, haw” crowd. I also don’t like how Opal can push over Earl’s easy chair while he’s in it, but not vice versa. Or the greeting cards that slam men. Men have their faults, but I don’t feel that this excuses such bias.
DDrazen about 9 years ago
Yeast is tricky. The stuff has to be fresh (read the date on the package!) and the water temp has to be just so. I’ve had her exact same experience, in part because I trusted a bread making machine to do the work for me.
mggreen about 9 years ago
I believe he has slapped her behind on occasion . . .
MeGoNow Premium Member about 9 years ago
The excellent thing about baking bread is that, even when you mess up, it still tastes good.
bachinsure about 9 years ago
I don’t believe it was appropriate for Janis to hit Arlo. Just isn’t. That’s why you have language. Use it. Show how hard it is in many different ways.
ralphyork666 about 9 years ago
If Janis starts having yeast problems poor Arlo won’t get bread or bred.
AliCom about 9 years ago
We got sandwichs on hard-rolls at an Italian deli. The rolls were super hard. you’d think they were stale. But that’s the way they are.
3pibgorn9 about 9 years ago
Maybe you’re killing the yeast, Janis.
wes tnt about 9 years ago
i didn’t think that a yeast infection smelled good
greenie about 9 years ago
I “had” a bread making machine. Had is the operative word here. At any rate, a rolling pin was softer than that bread was. Dropped it on the floor to see if it would bounce. Now I have cracked floor tiles. LOL
wondra about 9 years ago
What’s happening with the son and his family? I have even forgotten his name.
hippogriff about 9 years ago
Musty RangerThey are both anti-American. Might as well toss the hammer and sickle in there too, although that may have been stolen from the Socialists like the fist salute, Internationale, and “socialist” as used only in the old Soviet bloc, USA, and branch-plant Canadians.
craigwestlake about 9 years ago
She’s probably just baking French bread…
ronald.chironna about 9 years ago
The immature among us can make something “dirty” out of any comic strip subject, right ralphyork666?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 9 years ago
.You just like to see women abused..Never dare anyone to do something you don’t want done.
.Or maybe you didn’t.