Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for September 12, 2015

How about Australia?They have nice beaches.

You tell ’em, Sadie! Besides which, you Americans will never make it in The Great White North until you learn the correct usage and pronunciation of: “eh?”

Personally speaking, the spectre of a white Donald Trump is enough. I think a black Donald Trump like Kanye West will only undo everything the Obama administration did right.

How tall is a moose? If you wanted to stare one down, you’d have to stand on your own shoulders.

I am shocked that they have not, except for the fact that invading Canada requires that you bring a lot of equipment and cash because of the harshness of the annual climate changes.The 48th parallel is a pretty effective deterrent to casual invasion.

we do have a problem saying ‘sorry’

To look ’em in the eye? Up to 9+ feet

Don’t know about a wall, but the won’t even return murders when we ask nicely. So I guess the entry requirements are pretty low.

I’m just across the river from Canada. If things ever “hit the fan” here in the States I’m there. Hopefully the river is frozen over and I can snowshoe rather than swim.

Response to final panel: Just ask Sarah Palin…

New Zealand offered a nice refuge from G Bush…