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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 16, 2015
September 15, 2015
September 17, 2015
Transcript:
Woman in purple: ...And this long one is your gullibility line, which will require a few more sessions to decipher.
Woman in green: Ok.
Caption: The fortune in fortune-telling.
Of course itās not free. Progressive taxes will pay for it. The United States had its greatest period of economic growth when the top tax rate was 90%..āI like to pay taxes. With them, I buy civilization.āāOliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
Nancy Reagan had her own astrologer, and once had Reagan reschedule signing an arms treaty because of her astrologerās advice.Of course, the astrologer was just testing to see how much influence she had over Nancy.Scary, aināt it?
In one of the Scandanavian countries, it is a source of pride to pay more taxes than someone else.It seems as high taxes and interest rates do create a greater period of prosperity. Reference the huge building boom of the Mississippi Valley during the 1870s and 1880s, most of it on borrowed money. Want to guess at the interest rates? Fifty percent, fifty percent! With real dollars. Gold dollars. I wonder what percentage that interest rate would calculate in real value with todays dollar.
I wish thus forum had an āEditā button. Some of the other forums do. Itās so frustrating to try to correct a type or some other booboo, and not even be able to delete it, let alone correct it.
Farm Subsidies: I once got a check from the Government for $1.25. It turned out to be a miscalculation on their part on a per diem check they owed me. But it came without explanation.
Given my postage-stamp sized yard, I figured they were paying me not to grow wheat. I should have told them I wasnāt growing corn. You get more money for not growing corn.
goweederShade your post. Do a copy and paste to the comment box. Delete your original post. Correct your error in the comment box. Submit. It sounds a bigger deal than it is, but does the function of an edit.
NightGaunt, got a chuckle out of that oneā¦.Bruno, I was gong to make a similar joke about the politics thingā¦..But I was afraid Wiley would take it as a criticismā¦..He takes enough shit as it isā¦ā¦ā¦Senex, nice comebackā¦ā¦..However, on the farm thing, industrial farms really donāt need the subsidyā¦ā¦But, smaller family owned farms need all the help they can getā¦.Just ask Willyā¦BTW, I heard heās gonna stop Playing on the Road Againā¦.He got hit by a truckā¦..
Thus the fate of my mother when she moved to redneck-town, FL and found jeezus and a church-load of self-sames. 10 years gone, and I still get āforwarded mailā in their scam.
Trump could ruin the two party system. he is a no holds barred candidate. He is saying things in public that many in the republican party secretly agree with, but would never admit too; like the immigration/ illegal alien issue, Feminism and other untouchables. He says it and heās getting public supportā¦ why? because he doesnāt owe anyone a thingā¦ he is self financing his campaign and the Repubs canāt do or say much to disagree with him. The GOP needs the Hispanic vote to win the election and Old Donald is offending everyone by his stance. The GOP needs the womensā vote too and Donald is messing that up too. -So the Repubs have to try to own up to and ease the rhetoric or deny him and disown him. In which case Donald ātrumpsā them by going independent which never works out well. Heās a billionaire he can afford a few hundred million to run his campaign his wayā¦ I doubt if heāll win. but he may end up killing the Republican party and badly wounding the dems with his criticisms of the āHā Clinton and her shenanigansā¦ Should fun to watch the political implosions. Just stand back and see what happens when the dust settles.-By the way isnāt the money spent on political campaigns tax deductible?
svetlana17 over 9 years ago
Thanks for the chuckle, Wiley!! Out loud, even!
Bilan over 9 years ago
Itās getting longer! Weāll have to watch it for a long time to see what that means.
phylum over 9 years ago
the scam also works for the chiropractor..
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 9 years ago
@ phylum
āthe scam also works for the chiropractor..ā Ā Donāt forget the homeopathic ādoctorā (though weād like to).
Reppr Premium Member over 9 years ago
āAt this point, what does it even matter?ā
Space_cat over 9 years ago
The true test of the āgullibility lineā is the āelection cycleā!
Eclogite_ATX Premium Member over 9 years ago
Oh, so true.
Dour Scotsman over 9 years ago
Trump and the rest of the Clown car are going to be playing that game againā¦ā¦testing just how gullible the Tea party Base areā¦ā¦
griffon8 over 9 years ago
Of course itās not free. Progressive taxes will pay for it. The United States had its greatest period of economic growth when the top tax rate was 90%..āI like to pay taxes. With them, I buy civilization.āāOliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
The Old Wolf over 9 years ago
CLAIRVOYANT, n. A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron, namely, that he is a blockhead.-Bierce
Can't Sleep over 9 years ago
Nancy Reagan had her own astrologer, and once had Reagan reschedule signing an arms treaty because of her astrologerās advice.Of course, the astrologer was just testing to see how much influence she had over Nancy.Scary, aināt it?
Linguist over 9 years ago
Thanks Wiley for my first good guffaw of the day !
dabugger over 9 years ago
So someone has your hand in your money. Canāt blame it on anyone else when you suddenly realize being a sucker. Just canāt palm that off.
Old Texan75 over 9 years ago
In one of the Scandanavian countries, it is a source of pride to pay more taxes than someone else.It seems as high taxes and interest rates do create a greater period of prosperity. Reference the huge building boom of the Mississippi Valley during the 1870s and 1880s, most of it on borrowed money. Want to guess at the interest rates? Fifty percent, fifty percent! With real dollars. Gold dollars. I wonder what percentage that interest rate would calculate in real value with todays dollar.
goweeder over 9 years ago
āAnd the left will keep promising as much free stuff as possible to as many people as possibleā¦ā¦ā~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I thought Trump was a Republicanā¦
goweeder over 9 years ago
āWe still have āPalm Readersā but we also still have churches too.ā~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ah. you noticed!
goweeder over 9 years ago
I wish thus forum had an āEditā button. Some of the other forums do. Itās so frustrating to try to correct a type or some other booboo, and not even be able to delete it, let alone correct it.
rickray777 over 9 years ago
āYes, just A FEW, mind you!ā The word āfewā, being a rather loose term in itself!
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 9 years ago
I see meā¦uh, YOUā¦coming into a lot of money.
dflak over 9 years ago
Farm Subsidies: I once got a check from the Government for $1.25. It turned out to be a miscalculation on their part on a per diem check they owed me. But it came without explanation.
Given my postage-stamp sized yard, I figured they were paying me not to grow wheat. I should have told them I wasnāt growing corn. You get more money for not growing corn.
jnnydnti over 9 years ago
Awesome, Wiley!
redstart over 9 years ago
If you say āorangeā really slowly, it sounds just like āgullibleā
hippogriff over 9 years ago
goweederShade your post. Do a copy and paste to the comment box. Delete your original post. Correct your error in the comment box. Submit. It sounds a bigger deal than it is, but does the function of an edit.
timbob2313 Premium Member over 9 years ago
or wants him to buy a $68 million Jet because, jeebus
Varnes over 9 years ago
NightGaunt, got a chuckle out of that oneā¦.Bruno, I was gong to make a similar joke about the politics thingā¦..But I was afraid Wiley would take it as a criticismā¦..He takes enough shit as it isā¦ā¦ā¦Senex, nice comebackā¦ā¦..However, on the farm thing, industrial farms really donāt need the subsidyā¦ā¦But, smaller family owned farms need all the help they can getā¦.Just ask Willyā¦BTW, I heard heās gonna stop Playing on the Road Againā¦.He got hit by a truckā¦..
braindead Premium Member over 9 years ago
If you are gullible and need a cure, just send me $50.
Operators are standing by.
unca jim over 9 years ago
Thus the fate of my mother when she moved to redneck-town, FL and found jeezus and a church-load of self-sames. 10 years gone, and I still get āforwarded mailā in their scam.
Wallythe2 over 9 years ago
Trump could ruin the two party system. he is a no holds barred candidate. He is saying things in public that many in the republican party secretly agree with, but would never admit too; like the immigration/ illegal alien issue, Feminism and other untouchables. He says it and heās getting public supportā¦ why? because he doesnāt owe anyone a thingā¦ he is self financing his campaign and the Repubs canāt do or say much to disagree with him. The GOP needs the Hispanic vote to win the election and Old Donald is offending everyone by his stance. The GOP needs the womensā vote too and Donald is messing that up too. -So the Repubs have to try to own up to and ease the rhetoric or deny him and disown him. In which case Donald ātrumpsā them by going independent which never works out well. Heās a billionaire he can afford a few hundred million to run his campaign his wayā¦ I doubt if heāll win. but he may end up killing the Republican party and badly wounding the dems with his criticisms of the āHā Clinton and her shenanigansā¦ Should fun to watch the political implosions. Just stand back and see what happens when the dust settles.-By the way isnāt the money spent on political campaigns tax deductible?