Triathlon The Tortoise and The Herring Tortoise: I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.
Yes, he’s like a fish out of water now.
Isn’t that a fish without a bicycle?
Shouldn’t that be a biathlon? swim and run ?
Is that herring red from embarrassment ?
My herring comes in a tin…
Turtles swim much better than fish run. Or walk.
The fish could keep up if you gave him a pair of boots……..
Now, that is silly. Where would he wear them. His fins were made for swimming not walking.
He’d wear them on his whiskers! (Puss in boots?)
These jokes really smelt. They really flounder. I’m going now. I’m getting a Haddock.
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Toonerific about 9 years ago
Yes, he’s like a fish out of water now.
gammaguy about 9 years ago
Isn’t that a fish without a bicycle?
What? Me worried ? about 9 years ago
Shouldn’t that be a biathlon? swim and run ?
What? Me worried ? about 9 years ago
Is that herring red from embarrassment ?
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
My herring comes in a tin…
Charlie Fogwhistle about 9 years ago
Turtles swim much better than fish run. Or walk.
TREEINTHEWIND about 9 years ago
The fish could keep up if you gave him a pair of boots……..
komix1234 about 9 years ago
Now, that is silly. Where would he wear them. His fins were made for swimming not walking.
bdcharrelson about 9 years ago
He’d wear them on his whiskers! (Puss in boots?)
Jim Kerner about 9 years ago
These jokes really smelt. They really flounder. I’m going now. I’m getting a Haddock.